Merde Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Wear your feelings...

Why is it things always sound better in French? Flying in the face of current fashion trends comes the "Merde (Anti) fashion T shirt". Be fashionable AND obnoxious at the same time. Most definitely not for the politically correct. Win win.

Why is it things always sound better in French? Flying in the face of current fashion trends comes the "Merde (Anti) fashion T shirt". Be fashionable AND obnoxious at the same time. Most definitely not for the politically correct. Win win.

Be honest. It was the very first word you learned in high school French class, wasn't it?

Merde! Classic French swearing. Neon pink and yellow.

Merde ! Classic French swearing.

Merde! Classic French swearing. Lime Green.

Merde! Classic French swearing. Fire color.

Merde! Classic French swearing.

C'est quoi cette merde

C'est quoi cette merde

Oh Merde - French sounds so much nicer

The Ultimate Deluxe Edition Classic French swear. Use with moderation.

tvmountain Monde de merde

Merde. Classic French swearing.

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When life has been a bit sh*tty then this is perfect

L'ultime slogan, venant des ultimes bouquins ! Logo mauve, parce que le mauve c'est cool.

Notre illustration exclusive des "Idoles" (1968), signée du distordu Lenté Chris, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !". Un putain de film ultra culte de Marc'O, avec Jean-Pierre Kalfon, Pierre Clémenti, Bernadette Lafont ! (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by Lenté Chris, for a fabulous and over cult film, "The idols) (1968) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

Notre illustration exclusive du "Grand soir", signée du magique JessX, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !". Un putain de film signé Kervern/Delepine ! (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by JessX, for an amazing film, "Le Grand soir" ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

You can tell people that it translates to 'I'd rather be on a beach'

Putain! Classic French swearing. Neon pink and yellow.

That first day of summer where you just melt on your couch, unable to move.

Putain! Classic French swearing. White on back.

Putain! Classic French swearing. Fire color.

L'ultime slogan, venant des ultimes bouquins ! Logo jaune, parce que le c'est beau, et c'est la couleur du logo sur les couvertures.

Notre illustration exclusive de "Hors Satan" de Bruno Dumont (2011), signée du barbu JessX, tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !" (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by the hairy JessX, for the fabulous and intense french film "Outside Satan" by Bruno Dumont (2011) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

Putain! Classic French swearing. Lime Green.

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Notre illustration exclusive de "La Jetée" de Chris Marker (1962), signée Lenté Chris, et tirée de nos bouquins "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !" (les books, of course, dispos en librairie et sur www.Distore.tv) **** An amazing design by Lenté Chris, for the absolute classic "La Jetée" by Chris Marker (1962) ! Straight out of our books "Le Cinéma français c'est de la merde !"

Putain! Classic French swearing.