The Birds Arent Real Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Birds are real.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

Fake bird charging on a phone cable

A trending design for people who believe in conspiracy theories.

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A trending design for conspiracy theorists.

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This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

all in the picture

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

They are harmless. Alfred said so. Birds are true and we can definitely trust them... or can we?

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Show the world that you know...THEY are watching YOU....

we can trust the birds ... or can we?

Are birds real? Funny conspiracy theory design with birds flying from the text that says SPIES IN THE SKIES.

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Birds are Spies

Have you ever seen one drink?

Bigfoot tells his friends Humans aren't real. Funny Bigfoot meme

For the birds

Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.

Stay vigilant! Our tee exposes the truth behind the conspiracy. 'THEY ARE WATCHING US!' A broken façade reveals the government's pigeon spy cams. Dare to question reality with this chillingly humorous design!

Earth is not flat, Vaccines work, We've been to the moon, Chemtrails aren't a thing, Climate change is real, Stand up for science, Universe is expanding, Nuclear power is safe

This Distressed Funny Graphic Novelty design makes the perfect corvids parrots social species cute adorable gift ideas presents outfit. This apparel is perfect for birthdays Christmas Hanukkah Valentine's Day anniversaries and everyday gift ideas!

If It Spies It Dies - Funny Cat Attacking Cute Bird

All a myth

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

I Know The Voices Are Not Real Funny

A design for conspiracy theory believers.

"got birds?" is the new "got milk?" ...but with birds!

Birds, the real joke