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Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

The Dark Side of the Black Knight

No Ordinary Rabbit

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail

Black Knight

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail is a quirky and humorous design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perfect for those obsessive fans who know their python. Grab it as the ideal birthday or Christmas gift for friends and family.

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. Dennis: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Design is inspired by the Black Knight, a character who appears in the 1975 film, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".

Elderberry Wine

I'm getting much better.

“She turned me into a newt.” “A newt?” “I got better.”

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

For those out hunting for the Holy Grail.

For the keepers of the sacred words. Inspired by the Knights Who Say Ni, this shirt looks nice and is not too expensive.

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Digital collage version and image elaboration by Bulgan Lumini © from William Morris and Sir Edward Burne-Jones ,Quest for the Holy Grail tapestries.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

She turned me into a newt

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound coconut! Arthur: (exasperated) Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!