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This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant woman didn't vote for King Arthur and his outdated imperialist dogma.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

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"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Tis But a Scratch!

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Tis just a flesh wound

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Get cute with this adorable pop art bunny portrait. Don't be fooled. This is one vicious rabbit.

In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

Sir Galahad and The Quest of the Holy Grail by Arthur Hughes

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse.

Almost the Full Monty

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Well I didn't vote for him...

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

I hope you like it!

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Iconic Items and quotes from INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (Steven Spielberg – 1989) www.SimonCARUSO.com https://www.facebook.com/pages/wwwsimoncarusocom/401117108635

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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Inspired by Peter Rabbit and the bunny of Caerbannog!

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from Monty Phyton and The Holy Grail