Humor Quote Magnets

Ask the big questions with this funny / dark tee

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ― George Carlin

Some good advice this turned out to be.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Save the drama for your Brahma

Letterkenny coach

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye--or an i, the imaginary number missing from this equation gone wrong. The perfect gift for math teachers, or for anyone who enjoys a geeky pun.

Funny headache quote.

this funny cat quotes design for cute animals

I'm sure everything will work out!

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

Have a great conversation with short people without ever saying a word, all thanks to TextyTeez Wear Words!

Some holy smack talk for you all...

Sarcastic Humor That Awkward Moment

Jasmine Masters catchphrase

She is his lobster too!

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Holy Roller T-Shirt. Jesus Roller Skates Skating Shirt for Holy Skaters, rollerskaters, christians and Jesus fans everywhere. Original Holy Roller Shirt Design featuring classic Jesus on Roller skates funny artwork.

WTF

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

I hate being summoned to these things for no reason.

Wise words (somewhat) passed down from father to son. Take yourself back to a simpler time brought to you by a true comedy legend!

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk

I'm Your Huckleberry (vintage distressed look)

Your effort counts!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

A worthy medal for you

It is only fair to warn others about impending shenanigans and hijinks. Use this shirt!