Bog Roll Magnets

Toilet paper cartoon

We are - are you? Straight outta bog roll - or toilet paper for non-UK people - because the panic buyers clear out the supermarkets before we can get there! In times like these, we need a giggle. And some toilet paper, obviously.

Bog Roll - toilet paper roll

When changing the toilet paper roll, remember: Beards are cool, mullets are not.

Always ready, this plague doctor has toilet tissue (or bog roll if you're in the UK) for you! You'll be the coolest kid in isolation!

Lord Kitchener, your country and a thousand unwashed bottoms need you to stop panic buying toilet paper.

2020 was a rough beast, but thankfully it didn't get so bad that the toilet paper mutated to become toiletries that eat people! So get this cool design to celebrate that doomsday never happened.

A little positive message from your bathroom companion.