Cantankerous Magnets

We may come off as ill-tempered, grumpy, salty, and curmudgeonly. But it’s just that time has worn away our patience. It’s true that we don't suffer fools gladly. We would just like for you to please unsubscribe us from your issues. We are The Society of Cranky Old Men.

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He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Grumpy Cantankerous Canine Pup wearing slippers

Frank Cauliflower was having a pretty good day until he found himself stuck underneath all the other ones. Now he's all smooshy and cantankerous. He just wants to go back to the patch and take a nap.

Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.

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Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Simple white letters on black background: "bah humbug". Not just for Ebenezer Scrooge; fly your grouch flag high and tell everyone to get off your lawn - and your Christmas tree too. For curmudgeons everywhere.

You're one cantankerous cat. Also available with white outline, and in a distressed version. (If you like this design, you can see more of my work at toadyco.com)

You're one cantankerous cat. Also available with yellow outline, and in a distressed version. (If you like this design, you can see more of my work at toadyco.com)

Ill-tempered, difficult, surly, cranky, salty, crusty, grumpy, grouchy, and curmudgeonly are how we are often described. But the truth is, stupid stuff just irritates us and we don’t suffer fools well. Here’s the deal, we’ll stop being annoyed when people stop being annoying. Join the Society of The Easily Annoyed!

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