Cocktail Humor Magnets

When in prison Nasty Nate's fruit cocktail is a must. 100% juice! fan art from the movie Half Baked

Dessert with a Bite - Snake Cocktail

A cocktail with a snake. cool cool cool.

Whether it’s beer, wine, bourbon, or vodka, you need to understand that drinking alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But don’t let that stop you. Milk has never brought back a girlfriend either, as far as I know. Drink up, my brother.

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Don’t take it personally. I’m just not easily amused. But I sure don’t want to be rude. So how better to maintain the illusion that what you’re saying is even the slightest bit interesting to me? Alcohol!

This design features a retro gentlemen raising a beer with the caption "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw." Wear this awesome pick up line on your next night out and let your shirt speak for you. Not just for the seasoned pick up artist, this t-shirt will make your next pub crawl or boys night out something to remember. If you don't being the coolest bloke in the bar, this tee may not be for you :)

Look, let me buy you another drink. I’m really incredibly handsome, and actually quite the catch. You’ll see. After about five more of those, you’ll be ready to get married. Drink up, little girl.

Santa sitting under a beach umbrella sipping a frosty beverage and enjoying the sun.

Uncle Sam has had it. He's going out and starting a riot. You heard of the Boston Tea Party? That but wilder.

You're going on a big cruise on your vacation? Or are you retired and finally making the long-awaited voyage with the cruise ship? This design is for all passengers on a luxury liner who enjoy their drink on the sea.

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Design featuring the quote "All i need is sunshine and a good cocktail".

This design features the famous Snowman, just a little bit sauced! Addition versions of this design, and many more original art designs, can be found in my TeePublic shop. :)

Having a cocktail on holiday

cute cat inside a cocktail

Cockeyed by focusln

Just kidding - you'll never catch me!

Cocktail with rosemary and palm trees around

An Old Fashioned Christmas Greeting

A popular saying amongst people who like to seek an adult beverage and are tired of waiting until the popular hour of acceptable drinking,5pm. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. To top it off its an alien enjoying a martini

Drawing of Vincent from his bathroom cleaner commercial glory days. Vintage horror, 80s advertisement mashup, other colors available.

Great funny Mothers Day shirt for every mother with a sense of humor, who loves wine, martini, and fun. Awesome gift for your best ever mom for Moms Birthday, Christmas or Mother's day.

Bartender By Day Gamer By Night

Fun illustration for coffee lovers and Friday happy hour lovers for fun times to relax and enjoy.

This “Dark Side of the Cocktail” t-shirt is an awesome idea if you’re going out for a drink, going to a party or even as a gift for a t-shirt lover!

Some choices are hard. Life is full of difficult decisions. This is not one of those times. Would you rather have a bottle of wine, beer or whiskey in front of you, or would you be more enticed by the prospect of a frontal lobotomy?

This sophisticated woman can't decide which she loves more, her fancy blue drink or her fancy blue cat.

There is nothing like enjoy a great cocktail under the sun. Zombies really like it, even with the possibility of being a little more rotten at the end of the day.

This is The original graphic image of VooDoo BOB as it appeared for The World's Greatest Garage Sale ever! Taken with a cellphone and emailed to a Library computer the graphic was made. The garage sale was a success as is VooDoo BOB. Own an image of history. Dig that Weird!!!

Join the Fraternal Order of the Vermin Bastard, VooDoo BOB with this Totally Cool Sticker. Dig that Weird! Be the Cool!

Another fine graphic from Know Talent Studio and Designs that lets everyone know that you Dig that Weird! Be the envy of all human beings and flaunt it like you own it, 'cause now you can. Be the Cool!

Are you a Friend of VooDoo Bob? Well now you can be. Display your moxie. Be the Cool! Dig that Weird! Show the World what's what! Flaunt your intelligence! Be the person you've always wanted to be! Be a Friend of VooDoo BOB, you can do it with this cool, hip T-shirt and other VooDoo Bob merchandise.

Just in case you feel the other Friends of VooDoo BOB sticker was not cool enough for ya, this is the variant with the spiral fratnerus ordo vermes bastardis pattern for your viewing pleasure. Dig that Weird! Be the Cool!

You too can become a member of the world's most exclusive fan club, VooDoo BOB's Fan Club. Members include Presidents and World Leaders, Academics, Sports Stars, Rock Stars, all the people YOU want to rub elbows with. Well, now is your chance. Dig that Weird! Be the Cool! Be proud of who you are!

What tells the world that you are a Fun, Intelligent, Carefree Person about town more than a "Fun! with VooDoo BOB" t-shirt? Nothing! That's right, Nothing does! Show the planet that you know what's important in life. Be that person you claim to be, you can do it NOW! Except no substitutes!...and remember, "Dig that Weird!"