Cocktail Humor Tapestries

Dessert with a Bite - Snake Cocktail

A cocktail with a snake. cool cool cool.

Whether it’s beer, wine, bourbon, or vodka, you need to understand that drinking alcohol doesn’t solve any problems. But don’t let that stop you. Milk has never brought back a girlfriend either, as far as I know. Drink up, my brother.

Look, let me buy you another drink. I’m really incredibly handsome, and actually quite the catch. You’ll see. After about five more of those, you’ll be ready to get married. Drink up, little girl.

BOOM!

Don’t take it personally. I’m just not easily amused. But I sure don’t want to be rude. So how better to maintain the illusion that what you’re saying is even the slightest bit interesting to me? Alcohol!

I Need A Huge Cocktail Funny Adult Humor Drinking

Old and Tired But Down to Day Drink - Day Drinking Humor Beer Wine Alcohol Drunk Quote I Love Drunk Me - I love drinking - Funny Humor Drinking Humor - Drunk Humor Drunk Lives Matter Drunk Humor Alcohol Day Drinking Drink Humor Funny Saying Humor Slogan Sarcastic Quote Tequila Lover Tequila Lover Gift Tequila Made Me Do It Tequila Funny Sarcasm Quote Sarcastic Quote Funny Saying Funny Slogan Tequila Team Wine Loves Me Tequila Shots Wine Gift Wine Lovers Wine Drinker I Love Drinking Wine Cocktails Party Booze Cocktail

A idea I had for a robot cocktail "I'll be back for more rounds" :) enjoy

You're going on a big cruise on your vacation? Or are you retired and finally making the long-awaited voyage with the cruise ship? This design is for all passengers on a luxury liner who enjoy their drink on the sea.

Uncle Sam has had it. He's going out and starting a riot. You heard of the Boston Tea Party? That but wilder.

Santa sitting under a beach umbrella sipping a frosty beverage and enjoying the sun.

Design featuring the quote "All i need is sunshine and a good cocktail".

This design features the famous Snowman, just a little bit sauced! Addition versions of this design, and many more original art designs, can be found in my TeePublic shop. :)

Having a cocktail on holiday

cute cat inside a cocktail

Cockeyed by focusln

Cocktail with rosemary and palm trees around

An Old Fashioned Christmas Greeting

hand-drawn cocktail

A popular saying amongst people who like to seek an adult beverage and are tired of waiting until the popular hour of acceptable drinking,5pm. It's 5 o'clock somewhere. To top it off its an alien enjoying a martini

Great funny Mothers Day shirt for every mother with a sense of humor, who loves wine, martini, and fun. Awesome gift for your best ever mom for Moms Birthday, Christmas or Mother's day.

Bartender By Day Gamer By Night

Just kidding - you'll never catch me!

Some choices are hard. Life is full of difficult decisions. This is not one of those times. Would you rather have a bottle of wine, beer or whiskey in front of you, or would you be more enticed by the prospect of a frontal lobotomy?

There is nothing like enjoy a great cocktail under the sun. Zombies really like it, even with the possibility of being a little more rotten at the end of the day.

A DIY custom T-shirt! YOU can use a famous VooDoo BOB quote or You can have VooDoo BOB say anything to anyone: your Boss, your Mom, Everyone. If you use a water-based marker you can have a brand-new shirt every time you do laundry. The possibilities are as endless as VooDoo BOB's wisdom! Go forth and conquer! Be the Cool! and Dig that Weird!!!

Join the Fraternal Order of the Vermin Bastard, VooDoo BOB with this Totally Cool Sticker. Dig that Weird! Be the Cool!

This is The original graphic image of VooDoo BOB as it appeared for The World's Greatest Garage Sale ever! Taken with a cellphone and emailed to a Library computer the graphic was made. The garage sale was a success as is VooDoo BOB. Own an image of history. Dig that Weird!!!

What tells the world that you are a Fun, Intelligent, Carefree Person about town more than a "Fun! with VooDoo BOB" t-shirt? Nothing! That's right, Nothing does! Show the planet that you know what's important in life. Be that person you claim to be, you can do it NOW! Except no substitutes!...and remember, "Dig that Weird!"

Are you a Friend of VooDoo Bob? Well now you can be. Display your moxie. Be the Cool! Dig that Weird! Show the World what's what! Flaunt your intelligence! Be the person you've always wanted to be! Be a Friend of VooDoo BOB, you can do it with this cool, hip T-shirt and other VooDoo Bob merchandise.

Does life have you in a quandary? Never knowing which way to turn? Well, hell! Let the world know that you're not as confused as they are 'cause you went to the source, VooDoo BOB. Learn to help the less fortunate see the way. Teach others to Dig that Weird and to Be the Cool!

You too can become a member of the world's most exclusive fan club, VooDoo BOB's Fan Club. Members include Presidents and World Leaders, Academics, Sports Stars, Rock Stars, all the people YOU want to rub elbows with. Well, now is your chance. Dig that Weird! Be the Cool! Be proud of who you are!

Humorous margarita shirt - fighting sobriety one destination at a time.

Embrace the laid-back, tropical spirit with our whimsical design. Two suave skeletons in Hawaiian shirts, sipping cocktails - it's all about having fun and enjoying life to the fullest. Perfect for those who appreciate humor, relaxation, and a dash of the macabre. Let these bony partygoers bring some island vibes into your world!

My Pixelated Animal Series - Chameleon Colorful chameleon with a glass of colorful cocktail.