Saying Magnets

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I finally stopped drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

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Text says "I'm Not Cranky I Just Have A Violent Reaction To Stupid People".

Some holy smack talk for you all...

This funny cute t-shirt is the perfect gift for who loves unicorns. To a lazy friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Featuring the phrase I Just Need To Be Dramatic. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

Another baseball original by TeeCreations. Great for the baseball lover on your gift list. Perfect for the baseball mom, player, dad, coach or fan who lives and breathes baseball.

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Natural Science reptiles novelty design for dads, brothers, women, men and children. Alligators see you later, Crocodiles see you in a while.

HONK design

To all those delightful oddities out there.

Design is a cat in a box, with the words, "Tell Schrodinger That I'm Out & That I'm Coming For Him!". Schrodinger's cat, physics humor, nerdy, geeky.

Be brutally honest, you didn't want to come!

There's just none. No crying... ever! So matter what, keep those tears inside. No! I dont care if you were just hit in the head by a 100mph pitch. There's no crying!!! Stop it!!!

Grandpa guardian of the kumite. You want to enter, you must win him over.

Famous funny quote from boxing legend Mike Tyson

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

Life is Hard. Live Like You're Going to Die. Because You Are. A funny quote about life and death, with a happy reaper skeleton and a shiny colorful rainbow. Be happy! Or sarcastic...

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

Dog love, dog love saying with dog paw, dog lover design

I saw that Jesus saw that Black Background

If history repeats you should totally get a dinosaur. Why not? Dinosaurs are cool.

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Funny Sayings Camping Is In Tents Vintage Distressed Look

It's true.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part - funny sayings

FUNNY QUOTES / IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME T-SHIRT AND APPAREL

Artwork by Tommy Devoid.

Wear those words!

I hate you I hate this place see you tomorrow

Funny headache quote.