Medical Condition Magnets

Living with a condition notice

I have a medical condition, it's called caring too much, and it's incurable!

Feeling unlucky? Well, that's how most people with a chronic illness feel every day. You never know which symptom you're gonna get or how severe it will be. It could be one, it could be all, who knows? Let's give it a spin!

A design for those who suffer from GERD or gastroesophageal reflux disease.

1 in 6 people worldwide are disabled. It’s a minority that anyone can join at any time, regardless of ethnicity, skin color, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or age.

I have a medical condition - I was born without a soul

A funny quotes typography design of I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don't sweat , in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. Don't sweat it.

Spoonie Slogan Shirts! Answering all those annoying and commonly asked questions that you don't have the energy to answer. Can be used as a short, simple and stylish ice breaker at social events, a comfortable inside joke to wear at home or just a huge middle finger to the world... it all depends on the general mood of the day.

Dermoid ovarian cyst. Light micrograph of a section through an ovary showing a dermoid, or teratoma, ovarian cyst (centre). This is a benign (non-cancerous) cyst that arises from germ (sex) cells. Because germ cells develop into all the cells of the body, the cyst can contain a variety of different tissues, including bone, tooth and hair (dark purple). Treatment is with surgical removal of the cyst. Magnification: x60 when printed at 10 centimetres wide. Human tissue.

Chronically ill tattoo design, because chronic illness doesn't stop you from being a badass

Influenzavirus B. Coloured transmission electron micrograph (TEM) of particles of the influenza B virus, which is the cause of influenza (flu) in humans. The virus particles have an enveloped outer coat, or capsid, bearing the proteins (green) haemagglutinin (H) and neuraminidase (N), which allow the virus to enter and leave host cells. As with all viruses, influenza cannot reproduce by itself, instead entering cells and hijacking their biochemical machinery to produce more copies of the virus. Flu usually causes lethargy, aching muscles, fever and nausea. Influenza B, however, is less virulent than influenza A, due to the limited host range and its slower rate of evolution (by 2 to 3 times).

If you have a large collection of videotapes in your home that is on the verge of swallowing you whole, you may have become infected with VHS. Video Hoarder Syndrome is a sickness for which there is currently no vaccine. It may be contagious. Cinephiles are urged to keep a safe distance from those who are infected.

Medical Coder

A nice message for when some Karen on the subway asks you "Why do YOU need a CANE?"

People often shame chronically ill people by saying they are lazy. Much like Sam the sloth who likes to sit peacefully and meditate. It's a way of saving our energy and sometimes we have no choice but to sit still and rest for a while.

Lupus Alert Day is an annual awareness event observed on April 1. This event was created to raise awareness of lupus and provide support for the millions of people affected by this condition. Lupus is a life-threatening autoimmune disease, it is an abnormality where the human immune system, designed to protect, attacks tissue and organs in the body. The result in most cases is severe organ damage. Although there is currently no cure for the disease, it can still be controlled if given the right medical attention from its onset. This goes to further emphasize the importance and need of Lupus Alert Day.

This design raises awareness about invisible illnesses, which are medical conditions that may not be physically apparent but can have a significant impact on a person's daily life.

Had a bad day? Out of spoons? Tired of your daily dose of ableism? Nine out of ten doctors recommend just going buckwild with Knives.

Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs may increase risk of foodborne illness especially if you have certain medical condition

This straightforward I Feel Like Crap design humorously conveys the wearer's exhaustion with the blunt statement, making light of a relatable feeling many can empathize with.

Because you CAN live with chronic health challenges and still thrive!

made for May 12 awareness day

Coloured scanning electron micrograph (SEM) Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacteria (red) in the lung of a burns patient. This Gram-negative rod-shaped bacterium is found in soil, water and as normal flora in the human intestine. However, it can cause serious wound, lung, skin and urinary tract infections, particularly in hospital patients. It produces extracellular polysaccharide (EPS), a sticky slime-like substance that enables it to grow in large masses (biofilms) and resist antibacterial agents such as antibiotics. Magnification: x5000 when printed at 10 centimetres wide.

National Parkinson’s Day is observed on April 11 every year to raise awareness about this medical condition. Parkinson’s remains a somewhat unknown condition, and its severity is not known to most people. What is well known is that Parkinson’s is a disorder that afflicts the nervous system, it hampers movement and is often characterized by tremors. This day aims to increase awareness among people and get us all to get together and help those in need. Extensive research is also encouraged in order to get us closer to the cure of the condition.

"chronically ill" in dark green curved over top of a watercolor monstera deliciosa leaf in watercolor light and dark greens with the words "not chronically lazy" curving underneath.

A funny design about a serious problem, it's no laughing matter but we can make it a little less serious through this design. Watch your health and stay safe

For that nap king & queen

A funny quotes typography design of I don't sweat, in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors. No sweat.

A nice message for when some Karen on the subway asks you "Why do YOU need a CANE?"

Cerebral aneurysm. Coloured angiogram (blood vessel X-ray) of the brain and neck of a 28-year-old woman with a cerebral aneurysm (centre left) in a brain artery. An aneurysm occurs when an artery wall weakens and swells. If it bursts, an aneurysm can cause severe internal bleeding. This image was obtained during interventional angiography to treat the aneurysm. The aneurysm is in a carotid artery at the level of the brain's anterior communicating artery.

Chronically ill and fully sick

Alzheimer's disease brain cell. Coloured transmission electron micrograph (TEM) of a neurofibrillary tangle in a nerve cell from the brain of a patient with Alzheimer's disease. The tangle (yellow) lies in the cytoplasm (green) of the cell, and consists of abnormal aggregates of the protein tau. In the healthy cell, tau stabilises microtubules in the cytoplasm. It is not known precisely how the tangles are formed, nor their impact on the neuron's function, but they are seen in a range of neural disorders including Alzheimer's disease, Creutzfeld-Jakob disease (CJD), some forms of Parkinson's disease, and Supranuclear Palsy.

Had a bad day? Out of spoons? Tired of your daily dose of ableism? Nine out of ten doctors recommend just going buckwild with Knives.

Tooth decay. Polarised light micrograph (PLM) of a longitudinal section through a molar tooth with dental caries, or tooth decay. The tooth consists of enamel (orange) covering the dentine (blue) and the pulp (at bottom centre) with its nerve fibres and blood vessels. Tooth decay (red & black, at centre) is caused by the build-up of plaque, which consists largely of food remains and bacteria. The bacteria feed on the food particles, producing acids as they break them down. If untreated the acid will destroy the enamel and dentine, exposing the pulp and causing intense pain. Eventually the tooth will die. Magnification: x15 at 4.5x6.5cm size.

Kidney stone crystals. Coloured scanning electron micrograph (SEM) of a freeze-fracture through a kidney stone to show the crystalline structure. Kidney stones are usually formed by the precipitation of the mineral salt calcium oxalate from urine. The resulting hard, round stones (calculi) may cause severe pain, especially as they pass down the urinary tract. Large stones may need to be surgically removed or broken down using ultrasound therapy.

Funny relationship, partner or non-binary quote design for that particular person in your life who as OCD! This humorous design is perfect for any individual who repeats the same tasks over and over again or has an angry mad face, maybe likes to curse or is grumpy but they do this in an extraordinary and unique, loving, humorous, caring way. Surprise that individual with an excellent gift for any occasion.