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She turned me into a newt

The black knight always triumphs!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dennis the peasant calls out King Arthur on outdated imperialist dogma.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

King Arthur : I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge. Black Knight : Then you shall die. King Arthur : I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Mayhem in Mercia

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Elderberry Wine

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From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Black Knight

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

Abbey Road mashup

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Well I didn't vote for him...

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Tis just a flesh wound

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Tis But a Scratch!

Death by Rabbit

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Now accepting visitors! (Be prepared to answer 3 questions to access the bridge)

He is a killer...look at the bones man!

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.