Mockery Merch

Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell

Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat - Bard Class. Perfect for wearing to your next DnD session or for gifting to a friend

Just the logo, straight up

Just D&D It!

When foul mouth kills.

Step into the world of musical nostalgia with our exclusive 'Melodic Mockery' t-shirt! This vibrant design features an energetic mockingbird rocking out on an electric guitar, surrounded by the iconic symbols of the 80s. With bold colors and a playful vibe, this tee captures the essence of the era's vibrant energy. Let the 'Melodic Mockery' tee be your ticket to a stylish journey through time, where the spirit of the 80s meets the audacious charm of a mockingbird's musical rebellion. Embrace the melody and make a statement with this unique fusion of retro flair and avian attitude. It's not just a stamp; it's a symphony of style!

Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! A fun gift idea with hilarious and funny slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Just D&D It!

When the bard achieves max damage on a vicious mockery and the last thing the enemy hears is her calling him a chicken wing to his face. Lazuli is an original character from our Sacred World stream. Catch more random bard moments like this on Friday nights at 8:30 CT on our twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/divineandconquer_

Fresh from Margot's gramophone! The original shellac record 'Are You A Memory?' from the Alfred Mockery Orchestra, feat Max Vibrato.

Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! A fun gift idea with hilarious and funny slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

DOWN WITH CIS is NO JOKE! literally TRILLIONS of people have died in Down With Cis bus attacks. Raise awareness of this horribly violent cisphobic custom.

"You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote

Sticks and Stones might break bones, but words can fell your foes.

Big, fat, plastic, sex pest, urine bathing, baby.

Dnd Bard Definition

I Cast Vicious Mockery design is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character . The Vicious Mockery spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

I Cast Vicious Mockery design is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character . The Vicious Mockery spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

Im here because you broke something

Prepare to be entertained by our "Pixel Chatter: The bird of Mockery" design. This clever artwork features a pixelated parrot delivering a satirical punch with its playful declaration.

"Words Carry Weight" DnD Bard Class Quote

Official 1989 tour merch from perky pint-size pop sensation Lydia.

Words can hurt.

Crazy green alien pretending to finally know where to find the truth. At the same time he has lots of fun when introducing its finger into his nose to get snots. He shows a text saying "I know where the truth is"

"You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn. At Higher Levels. This spell’s damage increases by 1d4 when you reach 5th level (2d4), 11th level (3d4), and 17th level (4d4)."

Funny eat, sleep repeat design for a dnd cleric.

You must be of troll descent, because you smell like it!

Do you know where she is?

As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

"Insert Your Mother Joke" DnD Bard Quote Print

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.