Mockery Tapestries

Opponent Advisory Vicious Mockery | DnD Bard Class Spell

Alasdair Beckett-King's artwork for Mockery Manor S1.

Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat - Bard Class. Perfect for wearing to your next DnD session or for gifting to a friend

Just the logo, straight up

Just D&D It!

When foul mouth kills.

Step into the world of musical nostalgia with our exclusive 'Melodic Mockery' t-shirt! This vibrant design features an energetic mockingbird rocking out on an electric guitar, surrounded by the iconic symbols of the 80s. With bold colors and a playful vibe, this tee captures the essence of the era's vibrant energy. Let the 'Melodic Mockery' tee be your ticket to a stylish journey through time, where the spirit of the 80s meets the audacious charm of a mockingbird's musical rebellion. Embrace the melody and make a statement with this unique fusion of retro flair and avian attitude. It's not just a stamp; it's a symphony of style!

Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! A fun gift idea with hilarious and funny slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Just D&D It!

Dnd Bard Definition

Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! A fun gift idea with hilarious and funny slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

DOWN WITH CIS is NO JOKE! literally TRILLIONS of people have died in Down With Cis bus attacks. Raise awareness of this horribly violent cisphobic custom.

I Cast Vicious Mockery design is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character . The Vicious Mockery spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

I Cast Vicious Mockery design is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character . The Vicious Mockery spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

Big, fat, plastic, sex pest, urine bathing, baby.

Im here because you broke something

"You Might Die But At Least It Won't Be Boring" DnD Bard Class Quote

Prepare to be entertained by our "Pixel Chatter: The bird of Mockery" design. This clever artwork features a pixelated parrot delivering a satirical punch with its playful declaration.

"Insert Your Mother Joke" DnD Bard Quote Print

Vicious Mockery Definitely Yes Funny Tabletop Meme

"Words Carry Weight" DnD Bard Class Quote

Crazy green alien pretending to finally know where to find the truth. At the same time he has lots of fun when introducing its finger into his nose to get snots. He shows a text saying "I know where the truth is"

"You unleash a string of insults laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or take 1d4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn. At Higher Levels. This spell’s damage increases by 1d4 when you reach 5th level (2d4), 11th level (3d4), and 17th level (4d4)."

Funny eat, sleep repeat design for a dnd cleric.

As American patriot George Orville once said, "Literally 1984." It's a shame we've lost sight of this in these trying times of the media and leftists.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

Cheugy: "Opposite of trendy" or just another way to mock those with different tastes or those from a different social/economic class? You decide.

"Quests Are Better With A Soundtrack" DnD Bard Quote Print

Sure, I'll just drop everything and purchase this design. You won't have a problem anymore once you have my approval. It's not like this is just a simple phrase or anything. This must have taken so much talent to put together, right?

Hope you like it!

Elevate your space humor with this astronaut-ready-to-launch artwork!

Yeah man ! Just a little shaken