Geeky Quote Mugs

My Mom Says I'm Handsome

I Cast Fireball Dialogue merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party in all situations, like a stealth check, insight check, or history check. Shout this funny fantasy quote when slaying a monster or defeating a boss during your gaming night!

She is his lobster too!

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

It works whether you beleive in it or not. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Awesome intelligence / imagination / perfect gift/present for your family or colleague

Star Trek Quote

"Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk!" Alan Partridge Quote

Seinfeld Quote

Just Roll For It merchandise is perfect for a cleric, barbarian, druid, fighter, monk, paladin, ranger, rogue, sorcerer, wizard, warlock, tabletop gamer, or dungeon crawler. Being the brave adventurer in your dungeon party is the only way to become an RPG legend. Banish analysis paralysis, and roll your dice fearlessly in your fantasy roleplaying game!

The flesh is thrilling but the spirit is geek.

Seinfeld Quote

Geek Freak

KISS MY FACE! / Retro Alan Partridge Quote

Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish poet and playwright. After writing in different forms throughout the 1880s, he became one of London's most popular playwrights in the early 1890s. He is best remembered for his epigrams and plays, his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, and the circumstances of his criminal conviction for "gross indecency", imprisonment, and early death at age 46.

What usually happens when you poke something with a stick_ It pokes back.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

just silly nerd things

Funny t-shirt sayings

Inspirational quote from a famous scientist Richard Feynman: “Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.” ~~~~~Perfect Gift for a Science Geek~~~~~

I Cast Fireball Solution merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual Badass!

Any Functioning Adult 2020

Ghostbusters

Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing.

Lost Control. witty design perfect for programmers whoare new parents. Grab this design as funny statement for your friend, new mom, new dad, who also has lost control.

New is good. Because old ended in death.

You Are The CSS To My HTML, Funny Geeky Developer Valentines Quote.

Monday Should Be Optional is a geeky quote for anyone who hates Mondays. We can all agree that Monday sucks

Nerd and proud!

If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.

Finished.

Anomalies bug me.