Geeky Quote Pillows

I Cast Fireball Dialogue merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party in all situations, like a stealth check, insight check, or history check. Shout this funny fantasy quote when slaying a monster or defeating a boss during your gaming night!

My Mom Says I'm Handsome

She is his lobster too!

AND YET, DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE, YOU'RE STILL TALKING. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

It works whether you beleive in it or not. Funny Novelty saying that is sure to get laughs at parties, college campuses, bars and concerts. Great way to break the ice and get a conversation going. Great Gift Idea!

I Cast Fireball Solution merchandise is perfect for a dungeon geek, fantasy adventurer, dungeon crawler, roleplaying nerd, tabletop gamer, sorcerer, wizard, mage, or player character that uses fire magic. The fireball magic spell is the ultimate tool for any dungeon party when slaying monsters during your gaming night. Shout this funny fantasy quote when defeating a boss!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Awesome intelligence / imagination / perfect gift/present for your family or colleague

"Kommen sie bitte und listen to Kraftwerk!" Alan Partridge Quote

Seinfeld Quote

Seinfeld Quote

Just Roll For It merchandise is perfect for a cleric, barbarian, druid, fighter, monk, paladin, ranger, rogue, sorcerer, wizard, warlock, tabletop gamer, or dungeon crawler. Being the brave adventurer in your dungeon party is the only way to become an RPG legend. Banish analysis paralysis, and roll your dice fearlessly in your fantasy roleplaying game!

KISS MY FACE! / Retro Alan Partridge Quote

The flesh is thrilling but the spirit is geek.

Awesome gift for the grammar geek in your life! :D

Funny t-shirt sayings

just silly nerd things

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Lost Control. witty design perfect for programmers whoare new parents. Grab this design as funny statement for your friend, new mom, new dad, who also has lost control.

It was very clever to keep yourself empty of information, and all it cost you was everything.

Ghostbusters

New is good. Because old ended in death.

Is it you? Are you 'She Who Must Be Obeyed'? Let the world know of your superior status!

Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing.

What usually happens when you poke something with a stick_ It pokes back.

Any Functioning Adult 2020

It was just a party. It's over. It means nothing.

Nerd? I prefer the term intellectual Badass!

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

Read less, more TV.

I Am Currently Unsupervised

Monday Should Be Optional is a geeky quote for anyone who hates Mondays. We can all agree that Monday sucks

Inspirational quote from a famous scientist Richard Feynman: “Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.” ~~~~~Perfect Gift for a Science Geek~~~~~

Pretty much all the drugs I prescribe are addictive and dangerous.

That's a catchy diagnosis, you could dance to that.