Festivus Stickers

Don't disturb them, they're doing an Unholy Ritual.

An essential for snowy fun in the winter.

The secret's in the 'Mallows.

Does singing in the shower count as caroling to oneself?

What's Christmas without some cavities from all of the sweets?

Candy Cane with Pink Bow

Yes. With a little guidance, Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real. That's my dream, Jerry.

Simple but appealing pattern, hope you like it.

Christmas

Rave hard for harder parties

Is anyone here a marine biologist?

Crackers!

Frosty says HI! His hat is brilliant, isn't it?

Whatevery holiday you celebrate, I wish you Happy Merry Bright Joy!

NEWMAN

Hung by the chimney with care.

What will Santa bring down my chimney this year, more student loans?

A pattern of Christmas plants and candies following the classic "red and green" Christmas color palette.

Seinfeld (/ˈsaɪnfɛld/ SYNE-feld) is an American television sitcom created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998, over nine seasons and 180 episodes. It stars Seinfeld as a fictionalized version of himself and focuses on his personal life with three of his friends: best friend George Costanza (Jason Alexander), former girlfriend Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and his neighbor from across the hall, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards). It is set mostly in an apartment building in Manhattan's Upper West Side in New York City. It has been described as "a show about nothing", often focusing on the minutiae of daily life.

Mistletoe Holly Berries Christmas Plant Pattern

What is he doing here? Is this his home?

Christmas Tree with Ornaments

The essential pattern for outdoor fun in the winter.

An essential item for outside snowy fun.

Christmas Wreath with Holly Berries and Bow

Run, run, as fast as you can. But you can't catch him, he's the gingerbread man!

Donating 100% of muffin stumps to the homeless.

Wealthy Industrialist, Philanthropist and uh bicyclist.

When you break it down it's not bad.

A very Jerry thing to cut out of a magazine, I've also uploaded them separately if you'd like them as fridge magnets! :)

JOY! green, red, & gold striped joy.

Cute Gingerbread man holding a large Candy Cane with fun text art saying Raise A Little Cane. Snow covered background scene.

Simple white letters on black background: "So ready for the airing of grievances." We need little anti-advent calendars to help us count down to Festivus. Maybe with a tiny liquor bottle behind each door. Next: Feats of strength.

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ....

Latex Salesman