AngryMongoAff

Seasons beatings! If you're on Santa's "Naughty" list, ol' Krampus here will beat you with a stick! You better watch out, you better not cry...

What I love about the Celtic style is that it conveys a sense of mystery. Like the artwork depicts something ancient and lost to time and history. That's why I think the Krampus is a perfect character to be portrayed in a Celtic style. The history of Krampus, as with most folklore, is shrouded in a past that isn't totally clear, and yet, it's presence continues to be known into contemporary times. This version, to me, looks kind of like a Tarot card. It's more simplistic and two-dimensional, but it's meaning implies centuries of history and hidden meaning.

In German-speaking Alpine folklore, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure who punishes children during the Christmas season who have misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts.

For the campfire lover in all of us.

I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and kick ass!

Sorry, but I don't specialize in dumbassery.

When the pig's ready to be eaten by you...

Because I'm just sitting around doing absolutely nothing...

Sorry, my dog can't hold its licker. Its owner is another story.

It's Time To Get Wet

Shut up and dig in.

Made you look.

You can keep your sales. You can keep your crowds. I'm not going out for anything... except if I run out of coffee.

If you bother me before I've had any, roll for damage.

Let's face it. You're not deep, you're not socially aware. You aren't seeing the conspiracy. You just have Internet access and an unhealthy amount of free time.

Let's face it. You're not deep, you're not socially aware. You aren't seeing the conspiracy. You just have Internet access and an unhealthy amount of free time.

It's a designer shirt. Get it?

Marathon, Half Marathon, 10k, 5k, no way. I don't run.

Keep calm and leave it to us.

Let's be honest, after the second cup, I need a good half hour to myself.

The study of proving the existence of such entities as Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and paid liberal protestors.

Body shaming of mythological creatures is bad. Be happy with your fabulous self.

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Do you wish to continue? I'm thinking no.

Seth made me do it.

Show her your Higher-Ohhhh-Glyphics face.

Stay stong and have no regerts with that mispelled tatoo!

Mike Mike Mike… what day is it? Parody of familiar brand to capture the dreaded Hump Day.

I'm proud of this follicle terror I've constructed. But I find your lack of beard disturbing.

Bad day at work? I'll be the first one to send hugz. Got a promotion. I'll like it so hard! Found a cute cat video. I've already shared it with all of Ohio. I'll be the first to respond to your posts because I have no life.

Is it a pun or is it a pear-ody?

You’ll be impressed by the size of my IQ. I do Science like nobody’s business.

When, you're all alone, it's the perfect time to enjoy! We flick only the best beans.

I checked my ticket and it said I still have to work in the morning.