AngryMongoAff

He is not there

Hey yinz jagoffs, yinz better be worshing yer ands or ehls yer gonna get the rona.

Still out there, flattening the curve.

Schools of magic in the world

If you see me sneezing, it's not anything serious, like a pandemic... I just have allergies.

Don't forget to order extra Anchovies

Kansas City, Missouri in the style of a rock band logo

Celebrating the Super Bowl win of that great KC team from Kansas...

Inspired by While You Were Sleeping

Damn it feels good to be a goose

I've trained my whole video gaming life for this.

If you can read this, you just lost the game

If You Can Read This, You Just Lost The Game

I believe they bounce!

The Dice Giveth and Taketh Dungeons and Dragons Inspired - D&D

Look for the light

Aged in hidden barrels on the Island of Solstheim, our wine will knock you off task with ease.

Little french skull saying bone-jour

Little french skull saying bone-jour

Parody of the famous saying

Perfect for anytime you get in trouble... including impeachment.

Peace or Victory sign with a rainbow background

They can't stop us all!

They can't stop us all!

ten minutes to showtime.

ten minutes to showtime.

Replica of the logo from the 70s and 80s Japanese cartoon.

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. But at this point, we'd take it.

I can finish as long as no one calls me.

A staggering engineering feat that must be seen to be believed or least it was. The marvel was destroyed by a vacuum cleaner salesperson happened to destroy it by closing all the gates.

Just a simple farmer in space, making units the best way I can.

Jenkintown Posse. Est. 1980-something.

From Outta Nowhere. A Cinderella Boy.

I nap hard.

You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)