Funny Retro T-Shirts

Image taken from a vintage Korean Blues Brothers advertisement.

Grandpa guardian of the kumite. You want to enter, you must win him over.

The perfect t-shirt for all that like Pickleball Season, Pick Paddle, Practicing Dink, Tournament, Join Local Games, Kill Shots, or Leagues, Ideal gift for any Pickleball Player, Grandma, Loves Pickleball, Fellow Picklers, Pickleball Fan, or Playing Mom. Featuring unique designs, quirky puns and cool text our tshirts and apparel are perfect to wear to Pickleball Tournament, Everyday Wear, Hangout with Players, Gathering, Practicing, or Any Occasion, If you love fun Pickleball tees this is the top for you!

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

When conducting experiments, always remember to use the correct scientific safety apparatus, such as football helmets.

Who invited this guy?

The force...at first it's constrictive but then it becomes a part of you!

I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.

World's OKAYEST Runner

"Uh, Professor of Archaeology, expert on the occult, and, uh, how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities."

You're living the dream all right! We designed this shirt for cool people who are living life to the fullest! Ironic hipsters, funny cool dudes and happy people! Awesome present for a fun person!

Some holy smack talk for you all...

As though they wish to see a glimpse of what the heat would be like Hades, old folks move to Florida in their retirement years. They have air-conditioning, but rarely use it. They eat dinner at 4:30 in the afternoon and squabble amongst themselves. And when their kids come to visit, they lay out the sofa bed with the annoying bar running down the centre of the mattress, denying any living thing a good night's sleep.

Thanks Santa! This is the best Christmas ever.

Which giant, avenging space robot hates Mondays and loves lasagna? It's your favourite 80's cat mash up, Garf-tron!

Slow Down

*Don't forget to roll your sleeves

Run kids, run!

Protecting the land from evil cartoon villians.

Such a kickass band!

We all know the line, "YOU'RE KILLING ME SMALLS". Classic distressed vintage original by TeeCreations.

Hope you like it.

The Fab Four Men Of The Decade 70s 80s

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.

The Universe is Made of Morons Funny Science Shirt

SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY funny retro vintage 70s style

"Haters Gonna Hate"

It's time to play everyone's favourite game show!!

While generally an anti-social student, Billy displays great enthusiasm on the sports field.

There was something strange about the new guy on our street

It's back...from the 90s

Retro 1980s old school way of learning lyrics. Funny cassette tape fashion in white with mixtape cassette silhouette and words: Play. Pause. Stop. Write. Play. Stop. What The? Rewind. Play. Pause.

independent and resourceful

Cool 80s nostalgia tee

"It's Not An Addiction Until You've Sucked Dick For It": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic, offensive adult humor, and rude undertones, this design humorously challenges the notion of addiction, prompting viewers to reconsider their perceptions with a provocative twist. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.