Oz9podcast Tank Tops

If science were always this sexy, more of us would have the periodic table memorized....

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

You thought James Bond was cool. Pffffft. This woman makes the martini swiller look like a rank amateur.

His opinions are starting to flow as freely as that mane.

Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

He knows Cpt Madeline isn't the smartest springbok on the savannah, but he hoped for better from Jessie.... The Oz 9 is full of disappointments.

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

As deadly as she is gorgeous, the Albatros abides no malarky, nonsense, or off-brand condiments.

Deadly with the decongestant, this assassin with the appalling French accent hitched a ride aboard the Oz 9. But what's his real purpose???

If you know a woman who fits this description, get her a tee shirt or a pillow. You'll probably live longer.

Show the world your status as an Official Space Monkey with this seal.

OK, not everyone likes the red nametags, so here's Greg, sans name, but still cute as Charles Dickens, or whatever that expression is.

The corporate logo for the company behind the Oz ships.

Official MCCACEC garb from the College Bookstore now available for everyone! Dress up like Donna's fellow alma mater.

Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

Some phone cases take out too much of our adorable zebra's head. So we asked him to stand the other way.

She's feisty but ever-so-much-fun. And if you say differently, I hope you have a really good panic room.

Not quite as wholesome as the Brady Bunch, but keeping it together for now.

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