Jokes And Funny Quotes Tapestries

"Gotta have me my Boats ’n hoes" - Brennan and Dale from Step Brothers finally opened up their own company. Prestige Worldwide. One of their premier events is Boats 'n Hoes.

life is hard

Did you hear oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg If you love funny cheesy science jokes then this is just for you. Ideal for Science and Physics teachers, students, Phd, Major, researcher, professor, fans.

No to body shaming. Cos we all know, Thick Thighs Save Lives! #TTSL

There Is Nothing Except Reach The Top Shelf I Can't Do That

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any trucker, truck driver, trucks lover, trucks owner, truck driving man or truck driving woman. Funny trucker quote. Do you love semi-trailer trucks, 18-wheeler, tractor trailer or bigs rigs ?

"Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" is a line from the comedy show "Parks and Recreation." However, it is clear from the other side that this quotation is equally appropriate for someone who is participating in sports or exercising at a GYM for the first time. The body will undoubtedly be surprised by the transition from never exercising to exercising. Funny fitness tees with sayings for men and women, boys and girls, children and infants This t-shirt is an excellent present for gym enthusiasts and people who enjoy hilarious fitness exercise shirts with quotations. These hilarious fitness tees are excellent birthday presents.

You know this quote.... but I don't know that you know you know it.

Heresy Quotes Funny Meme Tabletop Wargaming and Miniatures Addict

A funny quarantine quotes design of a small elephant and a big elephant in a simple black line, with a line drawing of a heart between them, and the text 6ft please. There are arrows marking the recommended social distancing space between the two elephants. Show your love for all by keeping a socially distant 6 feet away, if you must go out, during this covid 19 pandemic. Stay apart to stay safe. Other advice includes wear a mask and wash your hands

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. A funny gift idea with hilarious quotes and jokes to brighten the mood. Whether on Christmas, April fools' Day, or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a football game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to football or dogs.

Mitch-a-Palooza

I did not fall

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Crack a can of beer or catch a note or two of your favorite music, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to music or beer.

Keep On Truckin' .....

The quote, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets," on an iPhone text bubble.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

A food pun design by ellenhenryart. A chicken burger, with text in green Relish Today curved above, and text in red Ketchup Tomorrow curved around below.

If you met my family you would understand funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Hang it there it gets worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers Hang it there it gets worse is for lovers of cartoon style and existential dread. for those who speak fluent sarcasm, for those who have only negative vibes and for all sad girls and boys. if you love sadness, sarcasm, nihilism, dark humor and retro goth

A trendy funny unique design for men and women featured the phrase "I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You Stop Playing With Me", makes a great gift for dad, friend, mom, brother, bestie, BFF on Birthday or any special occasion. Are you looking Funny Adult Quote with A Sense of Humor? Grab this Funny design I'll Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You Stop Playing With me.

Famous quotes from one of the best characters from Guardians of the Galaxy!!! The adorable Groot :D

A prestige worldwide production

Tribute piece to Ricky Bobby's Wonderbread Nascar from Talledega Nights Movie.

Funny t-shirt sayings

Friends W/B

For the fans of the TV show Psych. Check out for more in my collection.

JDM Tuning & Drift Car Fan - Car Mechanic funny quote - saying.I fix stuff and I know things. JDM Car saying. Gift for tuning fans and car lovers

Groundhog day

Buying Fabric and Quilting are two different Hobbies - Funny Quilting Quotes - Quilters Funny, Humor, Motivational Quote - Perfect gift ideas for quilting mom, grandma and aunt.

Sarcastic Karen quote, but make it Jane Austen.

Good Old Days #2

Everything Will Kill You #2

I'm gonna puma pants! It doesn't get much funnier than this. This cat will make you and your friends laugh so hard that everyone poos their pants! This hilarious design is perfect for the pun lover in your life. Whether you're looking for a funny gift or just want to share your love of puns, this design is sure to please.