Snark Tapestries

master of snark

An preeminent parody of paramount proportions that is simply superb.

Snark is science

You wear this shirt for the same reason deadly mushrooms are red.

It's true, it's in print

You can and should recycle many things but some things are just trash (or rubbish if you live in the UK or Australia). Tell people you do your own thing with this tongue-in-cheek design: Your opinion is trash.

Picture it, the Dune Sea, 66 BBY...

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

A parody of the Care Bears logo. Show everyone just how much you care!

We all know people like this...

A richly embossed victorian book cover in red and gold for the poem ´´The hunting of the snark´´ by Lewis Carroll.

For those who know their snarky.

Sometimes, it just takes a hint...

Typography Return(ABS(FU))

Absolutely none to give

"This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

For when you have someone in your business that shouldn't be.

Green snark week shark.

An adorable unicorn jumping over a rainbow with the text "Go Away."

Phone sticker saying that unfunny "jokes" aren't cool.

Grey snark week.

Why say anything when your T-Shirt can say it for you?!

Snarky and funny comment about not listening

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CMYK Typographic design

SNARK! typography set in CMYK

White grunge letters: "Gen X sais quoi." Gen X - the forgotten generation. Everyone's all up on the Boomers and the Millennials but we exist, dammit! Not that anyone indicates they know. Display this and change that.

trading cards for rich people

Whatever in fun lettering

If this isn't self-explanatory, you should get it for someone else.

The shade thrown by Mariah in this quote will be a meme for the ages.

Get ready to unleash your inner snark with our "Sarcasm Module Loading Bar" design! This hand-drawn loading bar humorously sets the stage for a sarcastic comment, with "LOADING..." at the top and "SARCASM MODULE" at the bottom. It's the perfect way to playfully signal your intention to deliver a clever and witty remark. Whether you're a master of sarcasm or just appreciate a good joke, this design will add a touch of humor to your day. Prepare for the banter and enjoy the art of the witty retort with this unique and humorous artwork.

And she hates your face

Illustration of a cat lady who just doesn’t want to hear any more problems. Take a number.

Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

"This is my second rodeo" in white old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.