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We got snake flags!

"We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other’s murder." Werner Herzog

Those who do not know and fear the Yule cat are doomed to meet him

As Werner Herzog the mad genius once said "It's a great metaphor, for what? I don't know..."

Remember the reason for the season

Behold the world famous dancing chicken who appeared in the most random scene ever recorded. From the 1977 classic film Stroszek, directed by the Mad Master of the Art Werner Herzog

Alchemist opens a portal to space, take that Carl Sagan.

Politics are getting crazy

Herzog, a director who's legend is only eclipsed by the by the brilliance of his work.

Class is always in session

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good Krampusnacht

Are these cards in your future

Krampus is coming to town

Is she a giant? Is she a witch? Regardless, she's, a Christmas horror

Make the future your own

My first Black Mass

Oh Saint Rasputin. Hallowed be thy name. Thy madness done, as will be done, in the Palace as in the Nunnery. And give us this night our nightly cakes. And welcome our trespasses, for others trespass against us. And lead us not into assassination, but deliver us from death.

How may I then return in happy plight, while am debarred the benefit of this fantastic Shakespearean face?

For those whom the night life, runs in their blood

Absolutely (Story of a Girl) Nine Days This is the story of a girl, Who cried a river and drowned the whole world! And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her, When she smiles...

Go against the grain or go with the grain?

“I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.” - Mr. Fox

It is time to get down in the most classic sense

Today we remember the Comrade Laika, the goodest of good boys, smartest of the hounds, and the bravest puppy in all Mother Russia.

Class is in session

Laika was the bravest of puppies. In 1957 he became the first dog to orbit the earth. He was a good boy.

Yule Goat is coming to town

A simple but endearing design based on the Gavle goat

Remember the Yule Goat, for he remembers your

A cosmic blessing from the very Universe its self

Flags of the World

Krampus is coming to town

All the other stars will bend the knee

Space is so beautiful

Marilyn in pink

Behold the Grace Kelly the one true Queen of Space, Lady of the Stars