The second to last thing you want to do is wake up in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there. The last thing you want to hear are squeaky wheels followed by a raspy voice asking "Do you want to play a game?"
Ever wonder what Bub and Bob, the bubble dragons, do after a hard days work of saving their girlfriends? They take a nice soothing bubble bath of course. Bub is practicing a slightly more unorthodox stlye of bubble blowing though.
Take off your brown coat. Take off that cunning hat. Shut up, take to the sky and get to misbehavin'. And make sure to salute The Alliance with a big #1 on Unification Day.
The Ghostfacers are here! Where are Sam and Dean? *scoffs* we don't need no stinkin' Sam and Dean! Salt, Burn and buy this shirt. You'll thank yourself for it later.
Forcing rage quits around the world. Increasing sales in console peripherals, televisions, sheet rock and the occasional coffee table simultaneously. Dark Souls was created in the pits of hell for one purpose, to slowly drain your soul until you are a shell of the gamer you once were.