The second to last thing you want to do is wake up in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there. The last thing you want to hear are squeaky wheels followed by a raspy voice asking "Do you want to play a game?"
Take off your brown coat. Take off that cunning hat. Shut up, take to the sky and get to misbehavin'. And make sure to salute The Alliance with a big #1 on Unification Day.