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A cartoon chicken, playing the guitar, a 70s glam rock icon of the chicken coop.

Here we have a funny chicken, a guitarist in a glam rock band, very retro, very metal, glam rock; he's a 70's pop culture dude. You can't see his multi colored vintage platform boots - but you know they're there.

In Norse pagan mythology warriors fought on the battlefield, and if they were killed they were claimed by the god Odin, to feat and fight with him in his hall of Valhalla.

What's the point in having a giant robot if it doesn't do extraordinary things like prove how strong it is by bending a rust covered girder? A science fiction vintage fantasy of a 1930's mecha, proving why machine is best!

A sci fi red trumpet playing robot. A funny whimsical cartoon.

A giant robot lurches towards a swanky automobile with the apparent intention of crushing it flat. Will the car survive the mad industrial machine? A futuristic nightmare!

A giant dieselpunk robot in a futuristic industrial setting, covered with dirt, paint and oil, it waits with machine patience for the next assignment of work.

A giant robot heavy lifter, a strong futuristic mechanical mecha doing all the on site work.

A sword of the Volsungs. This famous piece of Norse mythology is a saga similar to the German myth of the Nibelungs. Sigurd a Viking warrior, gains treasure, overcomes a dragon, and overcomes other difficulties.

Crime is really bad when a dieselpunk giant robot runs off with your car - but that's the future for you.

You didn't expect 'little green cats' - in fact you didn't expect cats at all. It's a science fiction nightmare! This alien invasion will involve extraterrestrial hair balls - lots of being sick on the carpet, and your best ornaments getting smashed to bits

You know, - that time where you were born as a child with atomic super power and live in a retro science fiction dieselpunk world, where you gad about in a red suit, shooting off whirls of green weirdness. Don't you remember?

A fun green dragon prepares to settle down with some milk and cookies.

A giant robot worker with a retrofuturistic science fiction style. A dieselpunk machine covered in oil, but a worker ready for whatever they throw at it.

A funny take on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, where a Victorian ape runs amok in the laboratory after a chemistry experiment goes wrong - all in a simian steampunk style.

The legend of the flying dragon, a mythical creature often depicted on the signs of roadside inns.

An exhausted pilot returns from a sortie, begrimed with smoke pollution and wearing his harness, a retro piece of equipment, seemingly from the 1930's.

When you're a Victorian gentleman out on a stroll in the retro futuristic past, during the industrial revolution with factories belching out smoke into the air - then you really need to remember your breathing mask.

H. G. Wells dreamt up a few science fiction retro super villain's in his time, and here he seems to be confronting another one! Who knew the age of steam was so complicated?

This whimsical animal you've maybe heard of - the original 'Cat on a hot tin roof'.

Jules Verne's worst 19th century nightmare. A vintage steampunk fashion fantasy about a writer, an engineer and a raygun.

It's good to know that your Doberman pinscher pet will be able to take care of themselves when the dystopian future thing happens! It's going to be tough after the atomic event, and if 1930's style science fiction teaches us anything its - keep your hand gun loaded.

Living with the vintage retrofuturism of an industrial 1930's that never was! Dealing with the smog and coal dust, the diesel fumes of a post apocalyptic technology - it's tough to be alive.

If you're an Edgar Allan Poe fan, you've probably had some time with a raven or two, and if you're also a horror reading bookworm you'll know the significance of the 'quoth', and nevermore wanting a raven at your chamber door!

How this cute tiger cub got into that sweater, and where he found the military helmet we couldn't say.

One day if you're a bigfoot believer, and go hiking in the forest amongst the giant trees, you may come on this scene. And what if you're a sasquatch caught short on a forest ramble - well you've got to go somewhere! And it's not as if anybody's looking for you.

The dieselpunk pinscher - he is 'The Dog!'

Yes - a macaw is a parrot! And if he was a mind reading parrot, he would probably be classed as paranormal. Though, we'll concede parrotnormal isn't really a word!

Don't worry, your ever alert dog has the home security under his control.

The Praetorian guard,. the emperors body guard in ancient Rome.

A Spartan warriors life was difficult, right from childhood. Sparta was the meanest and least likable place in all of ancient Greece. But if you want to win battles, or hold forlorn hopes - like Thermopylae, then you need bastards.

The Norse god Odin chooses slain warriors to fight for him in the coming battle with chaos, till that time they fight and feast in Vikings Valhalla.

The Viking warrior, the Norse berserker of the pagan dark ages.

Odin the supreme god of Norse mythology, chose the best of all slain warriors to fight for him in the last great battle of Ragnarok. They fight and feast with him in the meantime in his huge hall, Valhalla.

Even if you're a dog lover, you know a pooch somewhere that is always watching and waiting. Whatever bad motive he holds, is it okay to just keep it to yourself? Best inform the authorities.

It's probable your pet cat has seen some pretty strange if not down right weird things as it patrols the neighborhood - maybe kitty has also seen C beams glitter near the Tannhauser gate, but that's too bizarre.