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World's okayest air guitarist.

I'm not procrastinating, I'm doing side quests.

Grammar Police: To Correct and Serve

Show me your kitties.

It feels like I skipped a tutorial somewhere.

Shut up and meme.

The earthlings are very odd.

I'm not a robot.

Nugs not drugs.

Hopeless romantic. Emphasis on hopeless.

Pillage & destroy, because that is your mission. As long as you show it as a cute saying with trendy gold type, nobody will question you. Perfect for women and girls who are actually ruthless savages, vikings, and conquerors.

Squaredy cat.

Life is like a video game. I'm not very good at video games.

It only gets weirder from here.

Memes & music. How I'm getting through 2020/21.

Still waiting for that alien invasion...

Whether it's life, sports, or food; just wing it.

Sorry, I'm all out of forks to give.

The true mark of manhood is the depth of your belch.

Life is short, eat the whole pizza.

A little imagination can go a long ways when you’re stuck in your office on a long day.

The aliens can't get me if I leave my TV on while I sleep.

Times are tough, just roll with it.

I'm walking in a winter wonder-when-it'll-be-over land.

I'm funnier online. Perfect design for introverts, socially awkward people, internet workers, Youtubers, bloggers, and influencers. If you are charismatic online, but derpy IRL, this is for you.

It's funny because it's cats.

Hello, fellow aliens. Please take me with you.

Knowing how to use Photoshop doesn't make you a graphic designer any more than owning a bikini makes you a supermodel. Great shirt for web designers, illustrators, photographers, and artists. A funny wisdom quote about designing. Featuring beautiful textured typography, wear this tee to you agency job, portfolio meetups, and coffee or lunches with friends!

Wake up every morning wondering...

Humanity seems so great until you realize it is made up of humans.

Be A CMYK in the streets and an RGB in the sheets.

Donuts, y'all.

Make sure you don't offend anybody this holiday season. Merry or Happy Generic Secular Inclusive Gender-Neutral Non-Fat Gluten Free Multicultural Vegan Non-Offensive Day or Morning or Night of Celebration or Non-Celebration!

Family is great, remember the reason for the season, it's better to give than to receive, blah blah blah. But let's just get to the point, shall we?

Although I do believe that smiling can have a profound impact on your mood and interaction with the world, and that smiling at someone can instantly brighten their mood, sometimes you just don't have it in you. Sometimes you are the person whose mood needs brightened.

Peanut butter is the new black; it goes with everything.