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Do you have random teeenagers messing up your beautiful lake? Well put Jason and his team of machetes on the job! We will protect the lake!!

Ready for Halloween? The pumpkins aren't... don't forget to be gentle with our lil friends this holiday season!

Cat meet Jason, Jason meet Cat.

It's almost Halloween... time to head home and find some family meowmbers.

What's your favorite scary movie that'll make my Mom and Dad really mad at me?

My motto for 2023!

A lost souvenir from Camp Crystal Lake ... <3 Jason

Not all vampires live in Transylvania... actually no vampires live anywhere... BUT! if they did I am sure they would visit PENCIL-VANIA from time to time. I hope vampires aren't allergic to bad puns!

This one is for my best friend Pam (aka MDK, Murder Death Kitties)

Don't forget to return those videotapes, KM!

Meowwwwwww-ticipation! 😻

You can't have a MIchael Meowers design without a Dr. Sam Loomhiss design.

Are you a dad? Do you like to battle? Then buy this shirt and join the Battle Parent Army!!!

Are you a mom? Do you like to battle? Then buy this shirt and join the Battle Parent Army!!!

Reimagine the classic horror film 'Rosemary's Baby' as seasonings. I hope this fun take spices up your collection of horror merch :)

Another simple iconographic version of the phrase: 'Don't At Me'... this is Version 2 of 2

Great shirt idea for your sassy hearind aid rocking kiddo... "it's been lovely, but im turning off my hearing aids now"

Another fun shirt for your hearing impaired kiddo... "RELAX! I said, "i'm deaf!' NOT 'I'm death!'.

"I'm not ignoring you BUT my hearing aids are!" Another cool shirt for your super cool butt kicking hearing aid wearing kid.

how's does an active volcano express it's love? three simple words: i lava you!

This is my take on the sign for 'I Love You!'. My daughter is deaf and this is one way I tell her that I love her. We all should use it in the everyday - I mean it's one part metal one-part thumb! :)

I am making this shirt because a friend of mine mentioned it and I got this idea in my head and I wanted to make a shirt for it.

You know your band shirt needs? More BLOOD!

Sometimes we need to search real hard for the warmth and love in people. This design saves people the time because I found it for you!

My art is my art. My art is my way of expressing myself. My art is my blood. My art is what keep me sane while making me crazy. Most importantly... MY ART IS MY ART! It is a portal for you to see who I really am. It is a way for me to share how I feel even though I am socially awkward. It is me at my raw-est! My art is not yours to steal, duplicate and steal. Our art is ours to share but never to steal. OUR ART IS OUR ART! I know it is a tiring, never ending and thankless task but we need to help each other - defend each other - from those that take our blood for their LIKES ...for their HEARTS ...for their own NEED TO BELONG! I want you all to know that I love all of your art, and I will do anything I can to help defen...

Do you love the movies of Keanu? Do you love punny shirts about the U.S. States? Then here you go! I'm sure Johnny Utah would've worn this shirt.

This is the badge worn by the few, the proud, the mediocre!