BattleDad's BattleShoppe

What's your favorite scary movie that'll make my Mom and Dad really mad at me?

My motto for 2023!

Not all vampires live in Transylvania... actually no vampires live anywhere... BUT! if they did I am sure they would visit PENCIL-VANIA from time to time. I hope vampires aren't allergic to bad puns!

Meowwwwwww-ticipation! 😻

Are you a dad? Do you like to battle? Then buy this shirt and join the Battle Parent Army!!!

Another simple iconographic version of the phrase: 'Don't At Me'... this is Version 2 of 2

how's does an active volcano express it's love? three simple words: i lava you!

This is my take on the sign for 'I Love You!'. My daughter is deaf and this is one way I tell her that I love her. We all should use it in the everyday - I mean it's one part metal one-part thumb! :)

I am making this shirt because a friend of mine mentioned it and I got this idea in my head and I wanted to make a shirt for it.

You know your band shirt needs? More BLOOD!

When life has you twisted up and screaming for 'Serenity Now!' - just take a moment and CTFD!

the official emblem of the DTK!

Just a combo of two things... nothing else to see here. Interpret as you wish but I must warn you the deep pool may only be a shallow puddle. lol.

Sometimes we need to search real hard for the warmth and love in people. This design saves people the time because I found it for you!

Do you love the movies of Keanu? Do you love punny shirts about the U.S. States? Then here you go! I'm sure Johnny Utah would've worn this shirt.

This is the badge worn by the few, the proud, the mediocre!