The Grannies are at it again. Now they are parking in the access aisle.
Image Description - Crayon-style drawing of a toy ride-on car similar to Bluey's car parked in the stripes next to an accessible parking spot. Robin's egg blue cartoonish writing above the picture that says: "Nice parking spot, Rita!"
When you have to control your face, you can let your shirt do the talking. The disgusted monkey will let everyone know that this meeting should have been an email.
image description; photo of a black and white small young monkey making a disgusted face,
It's hard out there for a disabled gangster.
Image description- picture of the back of a man in a purple outfit traditionally worn by a pimp. This man has an arm crutch on his left arm. Above the picture in purple writing it says Straight Gimpin', but the S is a dollar sign.
Not everyone can have everything well-balanced, Karen.
Image Description: Photo of a tan balance beam with black posts with the word "UNBALANCED" scrawled somewhat crookedly across the top in black capital letters..
Have a genetic condition and a dark sense of humor? Tell the world about your disability PRIDE! Get it?!
Image Description- "I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool" in a font called AFRICAN. Below it there's a scarred eye symbol. All of this is in black.
Tags:
dark humour, disability, disability activism, disability rights, dry humor
Are you or a friend FLAKY AF? Making plans and canceling them...again. Forgetting to send that text. Late to your own funeral. Here's the gift for you!
Being disabled is often a full-time job. When people cross you tell them to check the shirt.
Image Description: White Accessible parking sign with a blue wheelchair logo and green writing. The wheelchair symbol is holding a cell phone and the writing says "Chaos Coordinator."
Tags:
boss, chaos, chaos coordinator, coordinator, dad
Put your weakness in a jar!
Image Description: Pasta sauce jar with a label showing a smiling manual wheelchair in a chef's hat and the name Weak Sauce.
I've got lots of labels, but "mama" is my favorite.
Image Description: on the left and the right there are three boxes with different disability symbols. On the left, there is a wheelchair symbol, a hidden disability symbol, and hands doing sign language. On the right, there is a brain, spoons, and a person with a white cane. In the middle, there is a larger box with a big bear and a baby bear. Above the bears it says "DISABLED" and below the bears, it says "MAMA" in larger letters.
I've got lots of labels, but "Dad" is my favorite.
Image Description: on the left and the right there are three boxes with different disability symbols. On the left, there is a wheelchair symbol, a hidden disability symbol, and hands doing sign language. On the right, there is a brain, spoons, and a person with a white cane. In the middle, there is a larger box with a big bear and a baby bear. Above the bears it says "DISABLED" and below the bears, it says "DAD" in larger letters.
What were you expecting?
Image Description [Black script writing that says "Disabled on the streets." with the black universal wheelchair symbol below. Below that it says "Disabled in the sheets." with the same stick figure out of his chair laying on a bed.]
Well, it's true, isn't it?
Image deccription [White writing that says in all caps "THE FUTURE IS DISABLED " over a white drawing of the silhouettes of a person aging from girl to older woman with a cane.]
Tags:
disabilities, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride
Be blunt. You may have special needs you sexy beast, but we all know if has nothing to do with your disability.
Image description [Black cursive writing that says "I have special needs." Special is underlined in hot pink and the design has a hot pink lip print,]
You may have special needs you sexy beast, but we all know if has nothing to do with your disability.
Image description [Black cursive writing that says "I have special needs." Special is underlined in hot pink and the design has a hot pink lip print,]
Shine bright like a diamond. Be unapologetically you.
Image description [White writing that says "People will stare. Make it worth their while. -Harry Winston" next to a drawing of a diamond]
Tags:
body positive, diamond, different, disability, disability pride
Kevin isn't funny either. Shut him down without saying a word.
Image description [White writing above the original universal wheelchair symbol that says "No Kevin You're not going to write me a speeding ticket."]
Tags:
disabilities, disability, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride
Susan isn't funny. Shut her down without saying a word.
Image description [White writing above the original universal wheelchair symbol that says "No Susan - I don't want to race."]
Tags:
disabilities, disability, disability advocate, disability awareness, disability pride
No disability won't stop us from anything, but I need to keep all four wheels on the ground...
Image description [White writing above and below the original universal wheelchair symbol that says "If the chair is a rockin... can you check on me?"]
Tired of hearing you are an inspiration for leaving the house or living your life? Now you can just point to this.
Image description [White writing that says in all caps "NOT YOUR INSPIRATION" Inspiration is in a Broadway type font.]
Tags:
anti inspirational, chronic illness, disabilities, disability activism, disability awareness
Embrace your feminine side
Image description [White writing that says "Sitting Pretty" in a scrolly font next to a white universal wheelchair sign with a ponytail and a skirt]
Tags:
disabilities, disability activism, disability awareness, disability pride, disability rights