disabled af

The Grannies are at it again. Now they are parking in the access aisle. Image Description - Crayon-style drawing of a toy ride-on car similar to Bluey's car parked in the stripes next to an accessible parking spot. Robin's egg blue cartoonish writing above the picture that says: "Nice parking spot, Rita!"

Quoting the inimitable Maxine Waters, Rosie the Riveter is now reclaiming her time from the man-splainers, able-splainers, and general haters. Image description: The classic image of Rosie the riveter, a white woman with brown hair, a blue work shirt, and red polka-dotted bandanna, showing her muscle. There is a speech bubble above her that says "Reclaiming my time."

It's hard out there for a disabled gangster. Image description- picture of the back of a man in a purple outfit traditionally worn by a pimp. This man has an arm crutch on his left arm. Above the picture in purple writing it says Straight Gimpin', but the S is a dollar sign.

Have a genetic condition and a dark sense of humor? Tell the world about your disability PRIDE! Get it?! Image Description- "I'm afraid I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool" in a font called AFRICAN. Below it there's a scarred eye symbol. All of this is in black.

Being disabled is often a full-time job. When people cross you tell them to check the shirt. Image Description: White Accessible parking sign with a blue wheelchair logo and green writing. The wheelchair symbol is holding a cell phone and the writing says "Chaos Coordinator."

Put your weakness in a jar! Image Description: Pasta sauce jar with a label showing a smiling manual wheelchair in a chef's hat and the name Weak Sauce.

Be Proud... Be Blind AF! Image description [White writing. The word Blind in all capital letters followed by AF in braille.]

Be proud. Be Deaf AF. Image description [White writing with the capitalized word Deaf and drawings of hands spelling AF in American Sign Language]

I've got lots of labels, but "mama" is my favorite. Image Description: on the left and the right there are three boxes with different disability symbols. On the left, there is a wheelchair symbol, a hidden disability symbol, and hands doing sign language. On the right, there is a brain, spoons, and a person with a white cane. In the middle, there is a larger box with a big bear and a baby bear. Above the bears it says "DISABLED" and below the bears, it says "MAMA" in larger letters.

I've got lots of labels, but "Dad" is my favorite. Image Description: on the left and the right there are three boxes with different disability symbols. On the left, there is a wheelchair symbol, a hidden disability symbol, and hands doing sign language. On the right, there is a brain, spoons, and a person with a white cane. In the middle, there is a larger box with a big bear and a baby bear. Above the bears it says "DISABLED" and below the bears, it says "DAD" in larger letters.

What were you expecting? Image Description [Black script writing that says "Disabled on the streets." with the black universal wheelchair symbol below. Below that it says "Disabled in the sheets." with the same stick figure out of his chair laying on a bed.]

Well, it's true, isn't it? Image deccription [White writing that says in all caps "THE FUTURE IS DISABLED " over a white drawing of the silhouettes of a person aging from girl to older woman with a cane.]

Shine bright like a diamond. Be unapologetically you. Image description [White writing that says "People will stare. Make it worth their while. -Harry Winston" next to a drawing of a diamond]

Kevin isn't funny either. Shut him down without saying a word. Image description [White writing above the original universal wheelchair symbol that says "No Kevin You're not going to write me a speeding ticket."]

No disability won't stop us from anything, but I need to keep all four wheels on the ground... Image description [White writing above and below the original universal wheelchair symbol that says "If the chair is a rockin... can you check on me?"]

Are you ready to rock!? Only if there is a ramp... Image description [White writing that says "Rock and Roll" in a font called Permanent Marker next to a white universal wheelchair sign holding a black electric guitar]

Embrace your feminine side Image description [White writing that says "Sitting Pretty" in a scrolly font next to a white universal wheelchair sign with a ponytail and a skirt]