Cockney rhyming slang a Londoner will understand or a cockney born and bred. Perfect gift for someone who loves London, England or Telephones. Dog and Bone equals phone. Its and English thing.

Wash Yer Mouth Out with Soap, no cockneys say Bob Hope. Its a Cockney Rhyming Slang design perfect for a Londoner or someone who loves England or slang.

Ascot Races means Braces which to our friends over the pond means a Retainer for your teeth or the things that hold your trousers up, which are called suspenders in the US - very confusing. All cockneys will understand. Great gift for a Londoner or someone from London.

London Born and Bred a cockney londoner gift

Lets get Brahms and Liszt means lets get pissed or drunk. Perfect gift for a Londoner, someone who loves London or someone who likes to get drunk or tipsy.

Give us a tinkle on the old Johanna - it means please play the piano for us in Cockney Londoner Slang. Johanna equals Piano. A gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or great british slang.

If you are a Londoner or a London fan or a Cockney Geezer, you might understand what this design means. It means lets get it done quick and before you know it Bobs Your Uncle and Fannys Your Aunt. A cockney gift or a londoner present.

Charlie Big Potatoes is a Cockney saying meaning someone who thinks they are great, a big man, a diamond geezer of London Town. The cockneys understand it, maybe a great gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or Britain.

Its the Dogs Bollocks! that's what The Dogs means. Any londoner or someone from London or a Cockney Geezer or Sparrow would understand. It means its the best! The Dogs Nuts!

Cream Crackered London Cockney Saying. So what does that mean, it means I'm tired in Londoner slang or Cockney rhyming slang - cream crackered = knackered = tired. Perfect for a londoner or diamond geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Pearly King Cockney Londoner Design. For someone who wants to be a pearly king or a diamond geezer of London Town, a Londoner gift or someone from Great Britain, England or an English fan.

Pearly Queen Cockney Girl London Design. For a Londoner who wants to be a Pearly Queen of England or Great Britain, but mainly for the East End.

So the Treacle is saying to the plate Alright me old China and the plate is saying back Blindin Treacle. It's a London or Londoner thing, you might get it if you are a Cockney or a Brit or English.

Something for a Little Geezer from London or elsewhere, give them something a Londoner would be proud to wear or a cockney geezer!

So Londoners eat heaps of this delicacy. Pie, Mash and Liquor which is green gravy. A great gift for a Londoner, or someone who is cockney, someone who loves cockney rhyming slang or great britain.

This cockney rhyming slang design means Here Comes The Sun but in London or Londoner language it is Currant Bun. For cockneys, Londoners or lovers of all things British, a cockney geezer or a cockney sparrow.

So your up the duff, what's that mean? well if you speak Londoner or you are from London or maybe parts of England, it means you are pregnant, having a baby - Its a London thing for Cockneys.