Epic Færytales

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Encyclopedia-style illustrations of mushrooms and toadstools

Under his wings, you will find refuge. Psalm 91:4

Don't mess with me.

You tell 'em Westley

Westley knows what's up.

“The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings”

I, myself, am strange and unusual.

This vintage-style design features hand-drawn toadstools and a quote from C.S. Lewis.

Aelin knows what's up.

When the night is dark and scary, and the moon is full and creatures are a flying and the wind goes Whoooooooooo, you better mind your parents and your teachers fond and dear, and cherish them that loves ya, and dry the orphans tears and help the poor and needy ones that cluster all about, or the goblins will get ya if ya don’t watch out!!!

“You could rattle the stars," she whispered. "You could do anything, if only you dared. And deep down, you know it, too. That’s what scares you most.”

This vintage-style design features hand-drawn toadstools and a quote from C.S. Lewis.

If I went around claiming supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at me, they'd put me away!

“The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings”

When the night is dark and scary, and the moon is full and creatures are a flying and the wind goes Whoooooooooo, you better mind your parents and your teachers fond and dear, and cherish them that loves ya, and dry the orphans tears and help the poor and needy ones that cluster all about, or the goblins will get ya if ya don’t watch out!!!

Grandpa was right. This is a kissing book.

“You could rattle the stars," she whispered. "You could do anything, if only you dared. And deep down, you know it, too. That’s what scares you most.”

Aelin knows what's up.

“You could rattle the stars," she whispered. "You could do anything, if only you dared. And deep down, you know it, too. That’s what scares you most.”

Aelin knows what's up

Grandpa was right. This is a kissing book.

Granpa was right. This is a kissing book.

All dead, there is only one thing you can do: go through his clothes and look for loose change.

You tell 'em, Westley.

And the dreams that are answered

Bow to the queen of slime, to the queen of refuse.

Grandpa knows best. And yes, this is a kissing book.

I wish to plead incompetence. Thank you.

I, myself, am strange and unusual.

Moonlight Drowns Out All But the Brightest Stars ~JRR Tolkien

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Magic is love. Love is magic. Inspired by the Chalam Færytales by Morgan G Farris.

And now you're mine.

I'm so glad to live in a world where there are Octobers.

Someday you will be old enough to read færytales again... until then, rest well and dream of large women.