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I heart-shaped-d20 Elves? I love Elves? I roll Elves? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player and Elf fan want it to say. :)

I heart-shaped-d20 Orcs? I love Orcs? I roll Orcs? I critical hit orcs? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :) If there are classes / monsters / custom characters you'd like to see with this design,email me? I'll add whatever you Heart!

I heart-shaped-d20 Paladins? I love Paladins? I roll Paladins? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

I love Chaotic Evil? I roll Chaotic Evil? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning, diabolical RPG player, want it to say. :) Contact me if there are monsters, alignments, classes you don't see. Whatever you heart, let's shirt it!

Activate 80s sword and sorcery Beast Mode with this killer Beastmaster throwing glave tee. Great gift for 80s babies, barbarians, and anyone from the he-man glory days of cheesy eighties cable TV movies. Lol. Yo Dawg, we heard you like axe blades, so we put axe blades ON your axe blades so you can throw axe blades with your axe blades.

Stop, Drop and Role-Play! A great gift for a dungeons and dragons fan, or any other RPG player. Role Playing Games gift, #GamerGifts, #GiftsforGamers.

Acerak's pet Sphere-of-Annihilation chewing giant demon face decoration from the Tomb of Horrors. Great gift for RPG lovers, great gift for 80s babies who went through this infamous module.

I heart-shaped-d20 Rangers? I love Rangers? I roll Rangers? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG Ranger player, want it to say. :) Eat your swarthy heart out, Aragorn and Hank the Ranger from the 1984 D&D Cartoon.

I heart-shaped-d20 Mages? I love Mages? I roll Mages? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you- the discerning RPG magic user, wizard, warlock, sorcerer, sorceress or druid player- want it to say. :) Contact me if you hear something that's not on the list of items with this design. Happy to add more shirts!

OG Goblin drawing from the 80's ADnD monster manual. Great gift for 1980s Murder Hobos and O.G. tabletop RPG players.

Doctor Dranzel's band tee! Boosts your character +1 against enchantment, +2 against fireball, +4 against

Yes, this is an easy joke. Womp womp.

I heard he was dead. I Heart NY Parody Tee

Liberty Island Security Control: The front foyer for Manhattan Island Maximum Security Prison in Escape From New York.

The company tee for Inigo Montoya's father's swordsmithery in Spain. (Spanish versions also avail in this portfolio) "We do custom orders!" Great novelty tee sly-reference gift for Princess Bride fans. And face it- who isn't? Fantastic 80s film.

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in white text for dark shirts)

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in black text for light shirts)

This is on a couple platforms- but as of 1/22/2019 this remains the ONLY Unpainted Huffhines shirt you can get in a sea of Unpainted Arizonas. Courtesy of a request from my college friend and CoenPhile. Enjoy. Check out 8 other Coen Universe designs herein from various films!

Never Mind the Bollocks- here's the Sex Pistols mashup for the Doctor Who fan. Time Lords, Daleks, Tardis, and punk rock album covers. What more does any whovian need? Great gift for BBC Dr Who fans, whether they're from the Tom Baker era or the David Tennant era.

The only version of this I've seen where the great Boston CITGO sign is depicted as it looks at NIGHT. Light neon against a dark background. (Depending on the state of the ever-flickering Kenmore Square landmark.) Often seen behind Fenway when baseball is broadcast- and thereby known even to many non New Englanders. Great gift for sox fans, great gift for Bostonians past and present.

A deliciously obscure piece of PSA History: Massachusetts Electric's energy-saver mascot Lester Lightbulb. As seen on New England TV in the 1970s and 1980s. Great gift for New England people, great gift for Bostonians.

P.A.G.A.N. People Against Goodness and Normalcy- the villains in the hilarious 1987 Tom Hanks / Dan Aykroyd movie Dragnet. Baphomet / Goat Skull design as seen on the Pagan business cards and decor in the movie. Great gift for O.G. Tom Hanks fans, great gift for Dan Aykroyd fans. Perfect gift for Dragnet fans.

The Californians' best repahr sarvacemen. Devin! He's pretty sweet with a wranch! Great gift for Bill Hader SNL fans.

Dental Office tee from The Goy's Teeth anecdote inside A Serious Man. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

UnBalkanBelievable. Burn After Reading inspired Coen Universe tribute. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

Salsa y Ketchup, you tell me and I'll fetch up... Karl's Disco Weiner Haven. Tee shirt for the weiner stand in this song from the Straight To Hell soundtrack. If you haven't seen Alex Cox's parody of Spaghetti Westerns which starred Joe Strummer, Courtney Love and numerous punk rock luminaries- please do! Great gift for Straight To Hell fans, Indie cinema fans and Circle Jerks fans.

Hess & Sons Transport tee. OMG what is that a barrel in the road!?? Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

The barber shop where Crane and his brother in law chew the fat. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

The parody track that Llewyn cuts with the Justin Timberlake and Adam Driver characters. (Interesting coincidence they sing about going to outer space then end up in Star Wars together. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

Inigo Montoya's famous speech is interrupted by stupid autocorrect. D'oh! Great gift for princess bride fans.

Just a gun-free-zone saloon where folks can play cards and lead a singalong. Inspired by The Ballad Of Buster Scruggs. Check out the rest of my Coen Universe tees herein!

Logo for Ace Merrill's STAR GAZER LODGE - the rental home park inhabited by Annie Wilkes and others in Season Two of the Hulu Original series CASTLE ROCK. Great gift for Stephen King fans, fans of Misery and other characters in the world of Castle Rock, Maine.

Tee for the ruthless-yet-boring company Ryan Bingham and Natalie Keener worked for in Up In The Air. Inside jokes, yo!

Express your love of dice rolling OG pen and paper RPGs with this heart shaped D20! Of H20 / Heart20 as I'm thinking of calling it.

Vintage distressed Logo Tee for the late great General Cinemas movie theatre chain headquartered in Chestnut Hill, MA. Retro Boston / Retro movie theater chain history at its finest. Great gift for New England movie buffs.

Logo Tee for the late great Spinoff Roller Rink of Boston. GreatBirthday Gift for Bostonian children of the 1980s, many of whom saw a Spinoff birthday party skating event as a rite of passage.