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I can't explain this. He is a man of mystery, from a different time. A ronin with no master, and a lot of fruit.

Gnomes and nunchucks? Sounds like a new MMORPG to me! Great gift for fans of fanatasy gaming, rpg, dungeons and dragons, mmo, warcraft, skyrim and / or martial arts and ninjas.

Give me all the Bacon and Eggs you have. it's the Ron Swanson 'Stache Coronavirus mask. This design can make your mug, your cup or your mask an instant Parks And Recreation cosplay. Also makes a decent Ron Burgundy Stache effect. Add some humor to your Coronavirus PPE choices. Fight Covid 19 with humor. Great gift for Parks and Rc fans, great gift for Anchorman fans

Nancy Pelosi has been elected speaker for the second time. If that's not metal, then what is?

Some time ago I made myself a button that said Lif is Too Short. This got added to some quotes databases. Then it got autocorrected, and now multiple online quotes databases incorrectly credit me with the saying Life is Too Short. Derp.

Anticlimactic mug that says Nightcrawler's famous sound effect word BAMF. For when you want a subtle heroism, or to confound people.

The tee shirt for the shop of the barber who can never stop side hustling.

Great gift for any rock star Lab Tech. Strut your rebel side on top of your scientific prowess. Iconic rock and roll tee shirt with a white lab coat and test tube added.

Rated 4 stars by Sn33ch W33kly!

Spoiler alert for El Camino: Still here? Bitchin'. Driscoll's Woodworking, Haines Alaska. Combining things we learned about Jesse in the finalseason of Breaking Bad, as well as the New Netflix movie El Camino. Requires a small bit of imagination, bitch. But it's plausible. Great gift for Breaking Bad fans, Aaron Paul fans and El Camino fans, and Jesse Pinkman lovers.

A classic monster movie oddity- the Turkish poster showing Gamera vs Godzilla and King Ghidorah (Godzilla's three headed hydra nemesis.) Certainly an odd film poster with weird priorities. Definitely a unique gift for kaiju movie fans.

That's Fronkensteen.

Netflix who's watching screen / Watchmen comic yuks!

The Cones Of Dunshire- the convoluted tabletop game invented by Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation. Sir Benjamin Walker Wyatt really showed his knightly side with this Catan-like Civilization Building game. Great gift for Parks and Rec fans!

Because you're not a snowflake- you're that gorram flying knife thing from Krull. (Which was recently also seen in Ready Player One along with everything else in my 80s catalog. Check it out!) Check for the light blue on dark tee colorway in my 80s and sci fi collections

Logo for the Monarch Monster Hunter org from the 2019 Godzilla movie. Easy peasy Japanesey.

There is no Dana. Only Zuul. O.G. Ghostbusters / New.G. Hulu mashup

Emoji Walter White and his pithy quote warning a couple of tweaked out junior meth cooks "Stay out of my territory." Complete with the Heisenberg Hat and sour expression. Great gift for Breaking Bad fans and Better Call Saul fans- who really ought to be Breaking Bad fans if they're doing it right.

Emoji Morpheus texts a The Matrix quote and stupid autocorrect saps all the gravitas out of it. Red Pill or Blue Pill? Great gift for funny tee loving sci fi fans. Party like it's 1999 with this funny Matrix shirt. :) Great gift for Matrix fans.

Star Market- New England's own home grown grocer since 1915- as expressed with our beloved Boston Accent. Great funny gift for Boston / Newton / Watertown residents past and present.

Waldenbooks was an American shopping mall-based bookstore chain and a subsidiary of Borders Group. In 2011, the chain was liquidated in bankruptcy. Great gift for book lovers, great gift for readers, great gift for book store fans.

The Tasty Sandwich Shop, often called "The Tasty", was a restaurant that operated from 1916 to 1997 near the intersection of JFK Street and Brattle Street, at the center of Harvard Square, in Cambridge, Massachusetts. A favorite for Harvard Students, MIT Students and Boston club hoppers for decades. Once dubbed 'the post profitable restaurant per square foot' owing to packed standing room only in its 210 square feet. The Tasty closed in 1997, after 81 years in business. God bless you, The Tasty- and your slightly too low quotation marks. Great gift for Harvard Alums, great gift for MIT alums, great gift for Harvard Square and Cambridge residents past and present.

V66: The Beat Goes On! The late great home-grown Boston version of MTv, which aired music videos from 1985-1986 before becoming a home shopping channel. Great gift for music lovers from Boston / New England.

Logo tee for the sadly closed New England gay bar Randolph Country Club. Great gift for former regulars!

Logo tee for the sadly closed New England gay sports bar Fritz. Great gift for former regulars of this beloved night spot.

Logo from the late great Boston gay bar Buddies on Boylston Street. A beloved chapter in New England gay history, and much missed by its regulars.

The late great Lansdowne Street night club The AVALON. Famed for Techno DJs, glowsticks and long running Sunday Gay Night. Great retro gift for Boston night clubbers.

Logo tee for the sadly closed New England gay bar LUXOR. Luxor billed itself as Boston's Video Bar. Cool 80's vibe logo with video scan lines on the X. Great gift for former regulars!

Logo tee for the late great Bobby's, a gay bar near Boston Garden on Canal Street. The dance floor was small, and during the weekend mornings it was a place to have brunch. A sorely missed chapter in Boston's LGBT scene. Cool 80s / neon vibe logo.

Logo from the late great Boston gay bar Chaps, which existed at a couple different locations (Back Bay / South End /Theatre District.) A beloved chapter in New England gay history, and much missed by its regulars.

Manray was a nightclub in Central Square, Cambridge, Massachusetts. It was named for Dada artist and photographer, Man Ray. Manray embraced several alternative subcultures and catered to a variety of clientele. Its longest-running night was Campus, a night "for gay men and their friends". Also popular was New Wave Night, held every Saturday, and the club hosted an early Nirvana tour. Great gift for Bostonians past and present. Great gift for New England night club lovers.

Logo from the late great Cambridge gay nightclub Paradise, which existed through 2018 at 180 Massachusetts Ave. A beloved chapter in New England gay history, and much missed by its regulars. Great gift for Bostonians / Cambridge friends.

Purity Supreme: Your Basic Value Store. A great throwback memory for Bostonians and new Englanders. Who can forget those 'where did those basic values go?' commercials? The chain was subsumed by Stop & Shop. Great gift for people from Boston, Newton, Weymouth, Waltham, Watertown, Billerica.

Purity Supreme: Your Basic Value Store. A great throwback memory for Bostonians and new Englanders. Who can forget those 'where did those basic values go?' commercials? The chain was subsumed by Stop & Shop. Great gift for people from Boston, Newton, Weymouth, Watertown, Billerica.

The Hilltop Steakhouse was a chain of restaurants in Eastern Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Hampshire that existed from 1961 to 2013. The original location opened in Saugus, Massachusetts in 1961, and operated until 2013. In a hilltop location with a giant saguaro cactus sign, the restaurant was a landmark on Route 1 north of Boston. The last restaurant existed only as a butcher shop in Weymouth. The other locations with Hilltop restaurants were Hartford, Nashua, Braintree, and Springfield. Who can forget the 60 foot neon cactus sign? Great gift for Bostonians, New Englanders and Steak lovers.

"i'm Robolod and I'm from Mars. i eat all kinds of candy bars." If you didn't grow up in the late 70s / 80s in New England / Boston you probably have no flippin' idea what this is. Youtube it! It's so weird. I wonder if he was actually named Robilliard and his Boston accent just made it seem like Robolard. Or Lod. But hey! Earth Fruit!