Ghoul Jerk

Wear a shirt with my art persona on it so people know you're an alright person.

"So you messed up the order of some letters and now you addressed a letter to Satan Claus, what now?" - My next self help book.

Life. You know?

Single & Ready to Flamingle, or something like that.

Hey, who wouldn't?!

Hey honey! Take a good picture - Oh! I'm dead!

This isn't where I parked my car...

Sprinkle my ashes over my one true love.

I wanna be a Tall Boy, Baby Tops gettin' popped and the sunshine shinin'!

A tee for all those times you get asked to leave a place that doesn't suck, but now that you've been asked to leave, you gotta tell them it sucks, even if it doesn't. It all makes sense, trust me.

Hang loose! Chill out! Go with what you feel. Or don't - I'm not your dad..

Sometimes you feel like you're buried in garbage, but hey.. Could be worse!

Singin' "Holy Miss Moley, Got me a live one!"

The perfect "I'm sorry, but technically my shirt warned everyone.." apparel.

The true holy trinity: Pizza, Beer & Tacos.

If what they say is true, and love DOES taste like caviar, then count me out. That stuff is gross, man.