Ghoul Jerk

What do you do when you're dead? Whatever you feel like you wanna do, GOSH!

Hey, who wouldn't?!

Hey honey! Take a good picture - Oh! I'm dead!

This isn't where I parked my car...

Sprinkle my ashes over my one true love.

I wanna be a Tall Boy, Baby Tops gettin' popped and the sunshine shinin'!

Hang loose! Chill out! Go with what you feel. Or don't - I'm not your dad..

Sometimes you feel like you're buried in garbage, but hey.. Could be worse!

Singin' "Holy Miss Moley, Got me a live one!"

The perfect "I'm sorry, but technically my shirt warned everyone.." apparel.

The true holy trinity: Pizza, Beer & Tacos.

If what they say is true, and love DOES taste like caviar, then count me out. That stuff is gross, man.