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Not everyone likes Valentines.

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Americans remember President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama in a variety of ways. No president is ever perfect, and each administration leaves its unique mark on history. With President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump now in the White House for over a year, we can look back at some of the key differences between them the Obamas.

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The alien invasion or space invasion is a common feature in science fiction stories and film, in which extraterrestrials invade the Earth either to exterminate and supplant human life, enslave it under an intense state, harvest people for food, steal the planet's resources, or destroy the planet altogether.

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To hell with your nagging, yapping yappity yap!

Tags: anti-social, coworker, introverts-unite, geeky, nerd

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Gets off faster than a speeding bullet, thrusts harder than a hydraulic piston, It's a Bird, It's a plane, it's Supermaniac!

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I Have Read And Agreed To The Terms And Conditions

Tags: physical-health, childrens-health, training, mental-health, womens-health

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Van Gogh x Elsa

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300 parody.

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Definition of late: : coming or remaining after the due, usual, or proper time a late spring was late for class : of, relating to, or imposed because of tardiness had to pay a late fee : of or relating to an advanced stage in point of time or development : occurring near the end of a period of time or series the late Middle Ages : far advanced toward the close of the day or night late hours

Tags: office-humor-coworker-gift, the-office, last-day-of-school, first-day-of-school, traffic-was-bad

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Generic hand gesture for camaraderie, alliance, truce, and world peace.

Tags: dance-moms, sexism, peace, feminist, top-10-working-from-home-jobs

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School for young and gifted Padawans. Learn only from the best Jedi knights and masters. May the course be with you.

Tags: mandalorian, yoda, sci-fi, science-fiction, millennium-falcon

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Unicorn is just a horny horse.

Tags: gremlins, elves, fantasy-creatures, harry-potter, ivory-trade

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Birthday prank for sane, responsible, healthy adults.

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Even when shit hits the fun we dress well.

Tags: 2nd-amendment, wildlife, nat-geo, national-geographic, survival

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You Assholes Must Be Exhausted From Watching Me Do Everything

Tags: gift-for-wife, gift-for-hubby, gift-for-girlfriend, stress-relief, stress

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Excuse The Mess, But This Is Where I Live

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Evaluation: Nuts Or Not Nuts

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In some Native American cultures, a dreamcatcher or dream catcher is a handmade willow hoop, on which is woven a net or web. The dreamcatcher may also include sacred items such as certain feathers or beads. Traditionally they are often hung over cradles as protection.

Tags: melvin-war-eagle, native-american-design, native-american-art, native-crafts, indian-headdress-artwork

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This T-shirt Doesn't Make Any Sense, And Neither Do These Potatoes

Tags: nonsense-art, let-me-take-a-selfie, hashtag-selfie, hashbrowns, potato-memes

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A representation of two bones placed crosswise, usually under a skull, symbolizing danger or death.

Tags: xbones, watercolor-skull, straw-hat-pirates, monkey-d-luffy, luffy

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I realized, "Gee, you're making the same film over and over here." I just kept making them for my own amusement, but also with this thought in my head that I could collect enough songs to make an album out of it. I am attracted to non-dramatic moments in life. The idea of a coffee break is not something you'd think of as being an important part of your day, so these shorts were like little free zones in which we could just play around.

Tags: coffee-lover-gift, caffeine, coffee-beans, coffee-bean, latte

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Breasts Not Bombs is a grassroots movement originating from Mendocino County, CA. We are dedicated to empowering women to speak out for a world that remembers what is sacred and honors the mother.

Tags: womens-rights, fuck-the-police-funny, ribbon-awareness, california, activist

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Hoyt Ambrose : You want me to give you something funny to laugh about? Bartleby Gaines : You mean funnier than your future alcohol abuse? Glen : BATTLE ROYALE!

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Edgy, catchy, and tactical design for those who feel like being unique.

Tags: cracker, military, violence, drive-by-truckers, stickup-violence

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Be advised, not suitable for young audiences. Parental guidance is advised,

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As you pretend it to be in Facebook.

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I'm a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes.

Tags: shit, films, greatest-of-all-time, fuck-you-you-fucking-fuck, movie-parody

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Your face versus my 40 proof alcohol, and it looks like your face is winning.

Tags: hangover, wasted, geeky, relationship, dating

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Sodomy or buggery is generally anal or oral sex between people or sexual activity between a person and a non-human animal, but it may also mean any non-procreative sexual activity. Originally, the term sodomy, which is derived from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Book of Genesis.

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Sodomy or buggery is generally anal or oral sex between people or sexual activity between a person and a non-human animal, but it may also mean any non-procreative sexual activity. Originally, the term sodomy, which is derived from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Book of Genesis.

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leave everything, and go to a grand adventure.

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leave everything, and go to a grand adventure.

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He's a news anchor reporter, a misogynist, loves scotch whisky and bourbon and unprotected sex.

Tags: scotchy-scotch-scotch, prestige-world-wide, ronburgundy, boats-n-hoes, prestige-worldwide

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Once A Fan, Now An Airconditioner.

Tags: countershirt, im-too-cool, hvac, air-conditioner, zealot

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A guy staring at a wall of circles with different shades of gray.

Tags: humor, bondage, grey, christian, sadism

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For most species, hunting seasons are set to open on the same day of the week every year and at the same general time. For example, rabbit season opens every year on the Monday on or nearest October 15th and ends on the last day of February. Changes in season dates that are a result of newly adopted regulations will appear in red ink. However, most seasonal dates that are different from last year are the result of the annual shift of days in each year’s calendar.

Tags: shtf, prepper, camping, survival, bayou

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