Tank Tops by Hammer905

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High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages and declared war. One man has managed to escape. An off-duty cop hiding somewhere inside. He's alone, tired... and the only chance anyone has got.

Tags: alan rickman, bruce willis, die hard fan, diehard, movie

Now I have a Machine Gun Tank Top

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The best Christmas since Gene Kelly danced with Danny Fucking Kaye

Tags: christmas, festive, fuck, fuck off, fucking christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas Tank Top

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Had enough of Christmas?

Tags: bah humbug, christmas day, christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas sucks

Bah Humbug Tank Top

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...and you weren't!

Tags: i was there sometimes i still am, present, there

I was there Tank Top

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Everything comes at a cost...

Tags: crazy, cute, cute but psycho, cute but psycho but cute, cute crazy

Cute (but crazy) Tank Top

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You're either winning or you're losing.

Tags: winning bigly, win, winner

Winning Tank Top

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You're damn right I am!

Tags: inspirational, humor, ego, inspiration, winners

Winner Tank Top

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Why are you always should angrily!?

Tags: das good shit, loud, german language, german

I'm not angry, I'm German! Tank Top

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I'm a Mutt... A bit of this, a bit of that. Lovable but mangy.

Tags: pets, dogs, puppy, dog, mangy

Mutt Tank Top

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Arrrrrrr, have you every been to sea!

Tags: arrrrrr, angry, sex, pirates, pirate

Angry Pirate Tank Top

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For better or for worse, that's me.

Tags: hard, wet, ridden hard put away wet, put away wet

Ridden Hard, put away wet Tank Top

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The power of the plant.

Tags: herbal, joint, plant, stoned, weed

Something to be-leaf in. Tank Top

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Mystery Solved!

Tags: art, artsy, graffiti, spray paint, banksy

I'm Banksy Tank Top

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Alway be an example - good or bad.

Tags: warning, danger, humor, dangerous, example

Bad Example Tank Top

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For the playful Devil in all of us.

Tags: demon, halloween, fun, satan, humour

Devil Tank Top

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Anytime, anyplace...

Tags: blow, blow me funny, blow me if im wrong, blow me im irish, sex

Blow me Tank Top

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Less words, more action.

Tags: shut up, shut up and kiss me, love, kiss, kiss me im drunk

Shut up & kiss me! Tank Top

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I beat it by a long shot...

Tags: crude, eat, eating, fat, food

I beat Anorexia Tank Top

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Bite me!

Tags: attitude, bite, biteme, humor, retro

Bite Me! Tank Top

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Sunny and cool

Tags: sun, happy, sunglasses, sunlight, cool

Sunny and cool Tank Top

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Sometime you just have to blame the dog...

Tags: dog farts, farted, smell, farts, farting

It was the dog! Tank Top

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Enough already!

Tags: blah blah blah, talk, fun, retro

Are you still talking? Tank Top

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Walls are stupid but tacos are delicious

Tags: donald, donald trump, mexican, mexico, murders and rapists

Make tacos, not walls Tank Top

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There are two types of people - those who like pizza, and those who are wrong.

Tags: pizza and chill, pizzaislife, pizza party, pepperoni, i love pizza

Pizza! Tank Top

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Boo!

Tags: ghostly, vintage, slimer, spirit, retro

Ghost Tank Top

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Mmmmmm. Donuts!

Tags: cute donut, dunkin donuts, frosting, icing, i donut care

Donut Tank Top

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Pro tip -never make eye contact while eating a banana

Tags: food, banana peel, fruit, bananas

Banana Tank Top

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All sass, no class.

Tags: sassy girl, sassy pants, humor, sarcasm, retro

Sassy Tank Top

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Bitch, please.

Tags: sass, humor, sarcasm, sassy, new

Bitch Tank Top

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Timeless Grace and elegance...

Tags: simple, original, classic, vintage, fuck fashion

Classy as fuck Tank Top

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I'm a sure thing...

Tags: date, dating, first date, fucking, girlfriend

I fuck on the first date. Tank Top

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You're hot and you know it.

Tags: new, sexy, girl, best seller, sexy woman

Smoke Show Tank Top

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If I don't know the answer, I'll make one up.

Tags: ask, ask me about my, ask me anything, question, tour guide

Ask me anything Tank Top

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Are you the smartest person that you know?

Tags: x131sx, star wars, funny, stars, galaxy

Rocket Scientist Tank Top

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What more can we say. It's just a shirt.

Tags: tag, label, clothes, shirtshirt

Shirt Tank Top

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"Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart," the President continued. "Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"

Tags: political satire, political, republican, donald, trump

Stable Genius Tank Top

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