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Know someone with that special over-the-hill birthday?

Being forced to sit in a courtroom next to someone dozing off and emitting fumes is no picnic.

Adulting is not all fun and games. Sometimes there is a waiting period to move on to non adulting activities.

Space is big, very big. If you get lost in your hitchhiking escapades, it is good to have the coordinates to help get you back home. (assuming it is still there)

This cute little guy only has so much patience for drama and is not shy about cutting to the chase.

Beware of people speaking space languages. They are likely aliens!

Another unicorn inspired by my favorite little muse. This time she asked for a more realistic unicorn ;-)

This duck has the skills to duck you up! Head the warning to duck off!

It is what keeps the GOP rolling.

Not sure why this cloud is so happy to speak the reality of nature, but at least it is cute!

This Duck is coming in hot! Can you keep up?

My favorite little muse wanted this. If you are ~5 years old, this just works.

There is a backstory here and this duck is here to duck someone up!

Some things are best taken care of early! Start the day out right and get than wood taken care of!

From the files of Dragnet!

The ships hung in the sky much the same way that bricks don't. - Douglas Adams

Time to feel cool and triumphant! Get yours on today!

A huge heart emits love from within! Get that perfect gift for that special someone!

The perfect design for any serious player

A Vegan can be scary enough! Imagine a Vegan Vampire Duck!

This little guy is sending U a message

As interpreted by the fun-filled writers who made the Dragnet movie!

This little bunny is not to be trifled with. A closer inspection will reveal that it is very big teeth! Only those blessed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch should approach so they can blowest thy enemy into tiny little bits.

Space is big. Really Big. To get around in a jiffy, the improbability drive is the best way to narrow the gap between two points in the space-time continuum. It is also a popular means to get to the restaurant and the end of the universe!

It takes years to make this happen!

Nothing pairs better than chocolate and unicorns!

The calculus of cute has arrived. Share your love of unicorns and higher mathematics!

Channel your inner magic and step into the STEM of things with a Unicorn who loves quantum mechanics!

Step into the STEM of things with a cute unicorn who loves chemistry!

The best day to enjoy your chum!

A surefire way to enjoy a white Christmas. Maybe not Bing Crosby's version though.

Some interpret this differently than others ;-)

The higher learning establishment for those particularly attuned to elf-culture.

Even pirates need a good start to their day before the pillaging and plundering!

These can drop in the most unexpected times!