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Know someone with that special over-the-hill birthday?

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Fifty Years Later

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Marked Safer from Courtroom Flatulence T-Shirt

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Being forced to sit in a courtroom next to someone dozing off and emitting fumes is no picnic.

Tags: court, courtroom, election, fart, farting

Marked Safer from Courtroom Flatulence

$22 $16

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A Vegan can be scary enough! Imagine a Vegan Vampire Duck!

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Duckula vs a Carrot

$22 $16

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This little guy is sending U a message

Tags: fuck, middle finger, rocking you, fu, go fuck yourself

F#@K U

$22 $16

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Ni Bu Dui simply means you are wrong

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You Are Wrong

$22 $16

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Statistics is hard and math is scary. This takes it to an entirely different level.

Tags: distribution, funny math, ghost, halloween, horror

Paranormal Distribution

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You Are Being Judged By Your Beer Selection T-Shirt

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There is a big difference between a Coors Light and an Arrogant Bastard.

Tags: american craft beer, drink, beer, craft beer lover, craft beer drinker

You Are Being Judged By Your Beer Selection

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How to teach someone to fish in the modern era

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LMGT4U

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I am pretty sure this knowledge was passed down by ancient aliens

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Periodic Table of the Ancients

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A sign that contrary or opposite forces are actually interconnected.

Tags: yin yang, yin and yang, yinyang, daoism, balance

Yin and Yang

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Goest forth and fornicate thyself T-Shirt

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An eloquent way to tell someone to f-off

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Goest forth and fornicate thyself

$22 $16

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Fun Fact: A review of Voyager II data revealed that Uranus is in fact leaking gas.

Tags: gas, fart, flatulence, scientist humour, scientist humor

Uranus is Leaking Gas

$22 $16

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Not everyone fights with the same technique.

Tags: bruce lee, mma fighting, comedy, john cleese, ministry of silly walks

An Epic Battle

$22 $16

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The universe is in danger! Get the warning out!

Tags: time travel, time traveler, space, timelord, time travel science fiction

Bad Wolf

$22 $16

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These lips mean business.

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Glossy Vampire Lips

$22 $16

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You might be cute and cuddly but people need to respect your work.

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Service Human

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This is some math most people would agree makes sense.

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Sex is fun

$22 $16

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A modern Ichthys for modern times.

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Jolly Pirate Fish

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Bird is the word!

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Two Words, One Finger

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Sometimes you just got to roll with it

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Fuck it

$22 $16

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It turns out in New England this is a common sentiment when seeing mass plates.

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U Mass Hole

$22 $16

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Life on the Harkonnen Homeworld can be hell.

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Straight Outta Giedi Prime

$22 $16

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Duck University helps you get your ducks in a row and how to properly duck off.

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Duck U

$22 $16

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That must be the reason for thinking 'just one more' ;-)

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Guardian Angel

$22 $16

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Let's be honest, this happens more frequently than desired.

Tags: flatulence, breaking, silly, humor, stink

Breaking Wind

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Friday is my second favorite F word T-Shirt

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It is important to have preferences.

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Friday is my second favorite F word

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Alchemist Elemental Periodic Table T-Shirt

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Best to start with the basics and build up from there!

Tags: sorcerers stone, nikolas flamel, table, simplified chart, periodic

Alchemist Elemental Periodic Table

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Equality is Greater than Division T-Shirt

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A simple yet impactful statement. Division only helps small minds feel better.

Tags: stop racism, end racism, social justice, black lives matter, equality

Equality is Greater than Division

$22 $16

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Be warned they drop on a regular basis

Tags: f bomb mom, swear, humor, levity, sailor talk

F Bomb 25/7

$22 $16

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I am pretty sure bacon is a staple part of any diet.

Tags: pork ham, its all about that butt, bacon, pork, roasting

Swine Dining

$22 $16

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This is Chinese for 'I Don't Know". That is it! Also, fun fact: It is OK to say this instead of spreading misinformation!

Tags: lmgt4u, research, study, dont care, sarcasm

Wo BuZhiDao

$22 $16

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Confusion happens

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Uh - The Element of Confusion

$22 $16

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Perfect for the lover of all things bacon

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United States of Bacon

$22 $16

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Believe it or not, this is why vaccines are created. If they die off, they can't mutate.

Tags: mutate, viral mutation, get vaccinated, vaccine reason, kill you

what doesn't kill you

$22 $16

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Pink and Purple Vampire lips

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Vampire Lips

$22 $16

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If it is a hard job, you did a good job!

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Fluffer

$22 $16

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