jesse.lonergan

Couldn't ask for more than a donut.

We were at the beach and everybody had matching towels.

It's what's inside that counts.

This is the age of pork.

Pilot zebra.

Look but don't touch.

Reach out.

It's a cockatoo, but he's a samurai cockatiel, or perhaps a ronin cockatiel, and he's got a baby cockatiel on his back, maybe it's his baby, or maybe it's just a baby that the cockatiel found, or maybe the cockatiel freed the baby from a cage. Anyway, it's not a cockatoo or a parrot. A lot of people don't know the difference, which is understandable because like technically all cockatiels are cockatoos and all cockatoos are technically parrots, but when you say cockatiel everybody understands that you're talking about birds that look like this samurai or ronin. Not to be confused at all with a cockapoo.

Look out.

The never ending jacket.

You've got monsters where your heart should be.

I've got 100 eyes to see you with.

Moving at the speed of bird.

Okay, like, it's a gorilla, but then the the gorilla is wearing a crocodile or an alligator sort of like it was a backpack but also a hoodie, and then in the gorilla's mouth is a blue-footed boobie, and the blue-footed boobie is singing into a megaphone, and the megaphone has a stand and also a part of the stand is a fishbowl with a goldfish in it, and it looks like the goldfish is in love with a toucan that's perched in the alligator or crocodile's mouth, but then the whole stand is resting on the back of a turtle that's wearing a fez, and the gorilla is playing guitar, but it's like a guitar-shaped vinyl turntable, and on the gorilla's back is a crate, like where you would put records, but instead there's a panda playing the trumpet.

Life's different in a cape.

Bum rush the tombs.

Pure brains, pure power.

Discover the minotaur difference.

Time is monkey.

Are you prepared?

Feel it.

Think once, think twice, think cat.

Travel for everybody.

You deserve a turtle cannon today.

Catch a wave.

Let all your cares drift right into space.

When you think about it, logic is circular.

Don't look back.

Drive to heaven with a lion.

Anyone for tennis?

Be inspired by the Octoride.

If you've got the time, we've got the pelican.

Anything at all, you got it.

For years people have wondered what was in the all the pouches, and now the truth is known.