K. Thor Jensen

Dick Beyer, aka The Intelligent Sensational Destroyer, had some truly killer merch in Japan. He sold almost 10,000 of these in the late 70s.

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

As worn by the great Dusty Rhodes for Stanback Pain Powders

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

Based on the jacket Morton Downey Jr. wore in his confrontation with Rowdy Roddy Piper at WrestleMania V

RIP to a real one

When you need a disclaimer on screen during your promos, you know you're getting heat.

Ooh yeah, brother, what are you going to do when this eight inch python runs wild on you? You know, Mean Gene...

The immortal Iron Sheik reflects on his life's only mistake

Show your loyalty to Hillbilly Jim's pork-loving nuncle

If you know, you know.

Pay tribute to Dave Meltzer's 1990s column from short-lived sports newspaper The National

This one's for my beefy rollers

Do not try to hug me. Only suplex.