K. Thor Jensen

Dick Beyer, aka The Intelligent Sensational Destroyer, had some truly killer merch in Japan. He sold almost 10,000 of these in the late 70s.

Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

Warm up with a special someone - a special someone made of HUMAN BONES!!!!

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

I'm obsessed with the idea of an imaginary biker gang named the Simple Kings of Death. If you're a biker, buy this shirt and make it real.

This is a fine shirt for Gothics, Metal Heads and other people who live life in the Dark Zone. Unlike our other products, this shirt is only available in one color: BLACK.