K. Thor Jensen

Herschell Gordon Lewis wasn't good at making movies but he sure did make a great design for an all-girl biker gang

Enough of poverty and idleness!

From the headstone of writer Charles Bukowski (1920-1994), an epitaph worth remembering

Show the world you're down (to party) (alone)

Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

You stand on the city of disaster. the Beast City, where the Biological Intelligence in Artificial System, what we call "BIAS" locates. Nobody knows about what has been going on "BIAS", You could hear nothing but deep breathing of "BIAS". The only way to survive is...

Released in 1987, when I was 11 years old, THE GATE has imprinted on me in ways that few other horror movies has. It's clunky and the seams show, but something about its commitment to dredging up very real kid terrors just works. Here's a shirt.

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

If there's a better name for a brand of extremely toxic rat poison I don't want to know what it is

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Express your diagnosis with WordArt

It's the square you want to land on when you play Press Your Luck, unless you are a sick freak who loves whammies

Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Please. Just let me watch the movie in peace.

Police Will Never Help You

Let your intentions be known

Express the true love of your wild violent heart

One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

Commemorating the worst thing that can ever happen in a poster's life

It doesn't seem fair.

Some dumplings of various types

Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

This advertisement tantalized many young readers of comic books in the late 1980s. Don't send ten dollars to that address, Star Games is gone. Buy the shirt instead.

I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.

Warm up with a special someone - a special someone made of HUMAN BONES!!!!

It will take a significant amount of guts to wear this shirt in certain parts of this country.

A Classic Joke T-Shirt! Make The Family Laugh and Laugh Laugh!

As worn by the great Dusty Rhodes for Stanback Pain Powders

how does art make you feel? it makes me feel dumb

Hey you can use emojis in shirt names, that's cool

NO TIME LIMIT. NO STOPPING THE MATCH BECAUSE OF BLOOD. NO DISQUALIFICATION. FALLS DON'T COUNT. MUST BE A WINNER. MATCH CONTINUES UNTIL ONE MAN IS UNABLE TO ANSWER THE BELL.

Who among us has not been hated by a cat for romancing?