K. Thor Jensen

Herschell Gordon Lewis wasn't good at making movies but he sure did make a great design for an all-girl biker gang

Enough of poverty and idleness!

From the headstone of writer Charles Bukowski (1920-1994), an epitaph worth remembering

Dick Beyer, aka The Intelligent Sensational Destroyer, had some truly killer merch in Japan. He sold almost 10,000 of these in the late 70s.

Show the world you're down (to party) (alone)

Based on a T-shirt worn by Dave "The Cobra" Parker in 1976 to get the Pirates out of a losing streak.

Why shouldn't we step on snakes? Snakes suck.

It's cool. She's really nice.

Your adventuring party opens the thick wooden door. They enter a damp stone room with exits to the EAST and SOUTH. Facing the party is a group of four SKELETON WARRIORS with BIG TITTIES. Roll for initiative.

Released in 1987, when I was 11 years old, THE GATE has imprinted on me in ways that few other horror movies has. It's clunky and the seams show, but something about its commitment to dredging up very real kid terrors just works. Here's a shirt.

I was horrified to find that not only was the original Survival Tobita shirt unavailable anywhere on the Internet, but the only record of it was a low-res JPG. Using AI upscaling, font matching and elbow grease, you can now proclaim your fandom of the Japanese Rock 'N Roller in the 2K22

Meeting every year in Piobicco, the Club dei Brutti celebrates ugliness in all its forms.

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

If there's a better name for a brand of extremely toxic rat poison I don't want to know what it is

Do you got a Short Dick and Long Balls? Let the world know about it.

If you wake up in the morning and you're worried you might have diarrhea, just wear this shirt.

Express your diagnosis with WordArt

It's the square you want to land on when you play Press Your Luck, unless you are a sick freak who loves whammies

Nothing will detain the Poster from his God-given duty: to Post

Do you know a Wine Mom who also bangs her head to Morbid Angel? Get her this shirt.

Please. Just let me watch the movie in peace.

Police Will Never Help You

Let your intentions be known

Express the true love of your wild violent heart

One of the most horrific comic book covers ever drawn, Black Cat Mystery #50 (credited to Lee Elias) is a prime slice of Atomic Age gore.

Commemorating the worst thing that can ever happen in a poster's life

It doesn't seem fair.

Some dumplings of various types

Do you like Good Lucha Boys doing Good Lucha Things? Then this is the shirt for you.

Forget Big Johnson shirts. Forget Coed Naked shirts. Forget And 1 shirts. It's the 2018s... and it is time for Truck Dick.

Pay tribute to your essential bodily functions with this graphic T-shirt

The books of fantasy author and Floridian Piers Anthony captivated a generation with their combination of awful puns and unmitigated horniness.

It's an undisputable truth and one that should be remembered.

This advertisement tantalized many young readers of comic books in the late 1980s. Don't send ten dollars to that address, Star Games is gone. Buy the shirt instead.

Yoy have to know that any animal that is so into wiping their own ass has something wrong with them.

I found this seriously awesome 1960s chart of UFO sightings in the National Archives and decided to make a shirt out of it.