Wandering Melon Cartoons

Three lobsters have been invited to their neighbor's hot tub party and one of them asks why they are smelling butter.

Robin Hood, Friar Tuck, Maid Marian and the rest of the Merry Men of Sherwood Forest discuss how their charity scam works.

A kitty leaves a birthday message for its owner spelling out “Happy Birthday” using its own little turds. Funny birthday gift for cat lovers.

A bunch of seniors float around in a Florida Condo swimming pool floating on Noodles while they talk about health issues and what they are going to eat at the Early Bird Special. Great gift for seniors living the snow bird seniors life in the south and Florida.

A psychiatrist asks an empty therapy couch how long he has been hearing voices.

Two chubby hamsters watch their owners bring home a new pet which is a super cute little puppy. One of the hamsters is excited and the other one realizes that they are now old news and will quickly be forgotten. They are so F#*%ed!

A man stands in the reception area at the Hard of Hearing Institute and read the sign that says, Ring Bell for Service" and the bell is huge.

An old drill sergeant tries to get his gaggle of old man recruits into shape by yelling at them at telling them to hoist their trousers up higher, unzip their zippers, and get some soup stains on their cardigans.

Two people look a big portrait of General T. Ambrose sporting a giant mustache and who died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897.

An angry bee complains to the Bee Hive Condo Superintendent that there is honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen.

A enabled mommas boy shows up at the support group for the enabled and says that he doesn’t have to attend because he has a note from his mom.

A bus that says “Leadership Camp” is followed down the road by a bus that says “Follower Camp”.

A therapist tells his group of patients who are directionally challenged “… now if you all turn this way we can get started”.

A bartender in a Wild West saloon tells two cowboys just about to fly a kite to “Ok, you two take that outside”.

Two fish in a fish bowl. The first fish says, “When I die I want a closed casket funeral”, the second fish says, “So, toilet seat down?, the second fish says, “Correct”.

One fish is lying dead outside of the bowl and the other fish still in the bowl says “Hoe’s that whole “thinking outside of the bowl” thing working out for you!”

Two mobsters sitting in a bar. One says “That’s Sal “Snazzy Slacks” Lombardo and the other says “It’s official. We’ve finally run out of good wise guy names”.

A dog is happy to receive a new Crayon Set for Dogs which is 50 Shades of Grey.

A bad Dolphin is sentenced to 1 year of swimming with the people by the judge in Dolphin Court

A bad baby in a baby seat flips the middle finger. A funny take on the "baby on board" sign

A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

A T-shirt that says, “I like all my kids equally … but I love my cat more”. A funny gift for cat lovers. Funny card and/or gift for a cat lover who is also a parent. A funny gift from children to a parent who REALLY loves their cat.

A man drops his hot dog on the bathroom floor and wonders if the three second rule still applies

A dog drops out of Bomb Sniffing School because he thought that he'd actually signed up for Bum Sniffing School

A doctor tells a pumpkin patient that she has found the source of its heartburn

When a water cooler service man sees two skeletons he realizes that he should change the water tank more often

Two whales get the feeling that they are being watched by a whale watching tour

An old rat in a rat maze holds up a sign saying, "The end of the (rat maze) is near".

A narcissistic man shops for a greeting card to give to himself because he is so great

An old chicken couple visit with a funeral director to pre-plan their funeral

The turkey kids show up at Thanksgiving looking for their mother

Two erasers hide waiting to rub out the stick man as soon as he comes around the corner.

A Doggie Standup Comedian makes a joke about not having any balls.

A balloon tells the porcupine that she doesn't think that their relationship is going to work out.