Wandering Melon Cartoons

A doctor delivers the Good News before the bad news.

A gang of Hell's Tillers harass a gardener.

A blind man still thinks his bird is nice even though it pecked his eyes out

A clown multitasks by juggling while sitting on the toilet

Hamsters now have a Self-Driving Hamster Wheel

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster

A fish warns another not to look into the bowl.

A man's hair retreats from the head to the ears and nostrils.

A cat spells out "I LOVE YOU" with its poo.

Two friends gaze at the stars

2B or not 2B?

...meanwhile, back in the locker room at the Whack-A-Mole game.

Everybody is a winner today!

I have to admit that I occasionally like to snuggle into a nice comfy cardigan on a chilly winter night.

The newest toy for seniors!

Let them run wild!

We're so f#*%ed!

At Graduation Day at Telekinesis School the successful graduates are able to lift their mortar boards up into the air using mind over matter. What we learn with pleasure we never forget.

I wonder who gets the horns. I cow fills out its Last Will and Testament. and leaves various cuts of meat to friends, family and neighbors.

A cat business man has in and out boxes on his desk, one is his food bowl and the other is his litter box. The IN box is a bowl with cat food and the out box is a litter box full of kitty poo.

A bee in a beehive stands in front of a beehive and it says "You Are Hell". Funny gift for those who love bee, beehives and honey.

A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that “YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB”. The mimes stand in front of a blackboard that says, "The first rule of mime club is, "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB!"

If you have a little "accident" you can break the glass to a fresh pair of undies! A pair of underpants in under glass in the place where you usually find a fire extinguisher. These underpants are to be used in case you accidentally poop your pants.

A smart cat tries to warn its owner about the cat by spelling out Beware of Dog using its own little turds in the litter box. A funny gift for cat lovers. A funny gift for dog lovers.