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Do people come up to you in stores and ask you if you work there?

Funny joke compass rose for sailors boaters pilots hikers navigators or anyone who might get lost

If your dog loves a walk in the snow, this design is for you

Be a champion for walking! Display this design.

This design will help you find your way around any cruise ship. First, establish which end of the ship is the Bow and which is the Stern. (The Bow is the pointy end.) Once oriented, use this handy guide to find the important features of the ship.

Just imagine how the bowling pins feel when they see a 16 pound bowling ball coming at them.

Cats and more cats in the shape of a Christmas tree, with a litter box as the tree stand.

f you or someone you know is balding or bald, or just shaves their head, be proud. The bald look is a masculine and sexy. You can say I'm not old, I'm bald because I like it that way.

This design features a Golden Retriever, but it works for any kind of dog. If your dog is your family, proclaim your dog passion! If you want to be with me, you also have to be with my dog. If we're going to be boyfriend or girlfriend, or just friends, my dog is going to be there too.

If you are or know a cat dad who knows how to properly drive the laser pointer, this design is for you. Cats love to play, and great cat daddy's know how to get them going. A piece of string or ball of yarn is fun, but nothing beats the laser pointer!

Great for video game lovers of all ages - brother, sister, son, daughter or anyone who plays video games a little too much. Or if you want to send the message by displaying it yourself!

This design is only partly finished, but at least I got a good start on it. (add more description here)

Inflation is not transitory. It is worse than the1970's. Say it.

When you learn to sail, you have to learn the names of everything on the boat. And there are a lot of them. This design is a very silly take on sailboat terminology with funny descriptions for various boat parts. Disclaimer: All of these terms are wrong. Don't use this design as a cheat sheet for the test, you will flunk.

If your golf game is like an Easter Egg Hunt, this design is for you. Be proud of how bad you are at golf. Or poke fun at someone you know by giving them this design

Disclaimer: this design does not describe actual laws. This is just what drivers in certain cities think the law is.

Life is full of difficult choices. Taco or Burrito? Why not both?

You know your day is off to a great start when you forget the cup.

Celebrate the town of Troy Pennsylvania